Hammered Mahler

22 minutes, plus another 3 to transfer from lunch to class.

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

I can't believe no one thought to do "thumbs up if you understand" before. Life-changing.

Cannot stress enough that Anderson has always been a man who was going to be sent straight to the 9th circle and handed a shovel, and now he's just like... a generic Republican.

I hate this dog now

via discord

Hard to imagine hell could conceive of worse tortures than my widower saying "I see a lot of my Husband in JD Vance"

Everyone's favorite part of Seinfeld was that his apartment hallway didn't make sense, right?

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

They should invent a woman who wants to be president that isn't Hillary Clinton.

Welcome to my Netflix YA Fantasy show! We've got:

Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.

Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.

The inescapable stink of JK Rowling.

Metaphor for racism we didn't think through.

Transvestigating

From the Earnhardt to the Three...

Nazi shit aside, it's objectively the least cool looking skull and crossbones going.

Your wife: That one, please, for the love of God!

Her sloppelganger: That's a fascinating question, you're so smart for asking it!

I have a note: Please don’t make AI slop versions of actual signs ppl made by hand.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Has one of the #resistance dipshits done a "at least Bush was a real pilot" yet?

Hands at 10 and 2? Nah, 12 and 6. I'm ready to flip this bitch into oncoming traffic at the slightest inconvenience.

Captain Potcard has been reanimated, and then died from explosive Diarrhea #smokefleet

the good news for donald trump is that he could sincerely repent of his sins and he would be welcomed into the arms of a loving god. the bad news for donald trump is that he's donald trump.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

And why does Value Bin Harkonnen drive a Chevy Avalanche

Late to a party that no one seems to have gone to anyway, but why is there about 3 episodes of budget Dune in the middle of the Halo TV show?

If nothing else, because Trump1 was just him hitting shuffle on various lists of judges and policies he got from Federalist, Heritage, et al

Pack the Supreme Court until it's just every American getting a "Reply Y/N" text to decide cases.

Novelty drinks are too expensive. If you want me to drink your Limited Edition Marshmallow Reeses Pepsi, it should be 1.25, MAX.

One hundred and fourteen thousand British Pounds Sterling

A unicorn toy that launches foam balls when squeezed.

Twas Brilyn Hollyhand and the mome raths outgrabe.