Hammered Mahler

The Elephant and Piggie book "A Big Guy Took My Ball!" The Doctor Suess medallion is positioned in such a way that it looks like the big guy is a wizard ghost that has possessed the ball

Obsessed with this cover that looks like the ghost of Theodore Geissel is tormenting Elephant and Piggie

The only thing that will change this woman's mind is Harry Potter turning 50

Mikaela Shiffrin wins the slalom gold medal by 1.50 seconds

If you add up the winning margins of the winners at the 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022 women's slalom, you get 1.51 seconds

Olympic centered advertising is so funny. "This elite athlete has dedicated every waking moment since they could walk honing their craft. Anyway... new internet provider tonight queen?"

Is this referencing the post about the mom whose kid told her that bandits broke into the house, didn't steal anything, but peed in his bed?

Steam app so garbage. I just want to browse Steam on my lunch break and pretend I can afford new games.

Also note that the "Corrie" pen name will put him directly next to James S. A. Corey on B&N shelves

That may seem like a lot, but any other pedophile that this rape cult made president would have been there at least as much.

She has Bolsonaro's eyes

It's fucking insane to talk about executive dysfunction and then pretend that "one decision, with steps that are compelled by that decision" is more complicated than "a protein, and how is it prepared, and a side, and how is it prepared, and a vegetable, and how is or prepared, and is that enough?"

MF said "me me"

I made a dogshit comic about something that happened to me me in Valheim and it's probably the thing I'm proudest of this decade

I think the hivemind is an evil way of doing a good thing (collectivism). You need the complication of the people who object/are exempted to be the worst and most miserable people on the planet otherwise so you can explore the cost and tension of individualism.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The official policy of every transphobe is that the Nazi Pedophiles are right.

My politics

Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten. •your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh ike fire. JAMES 5:4 VeggieTales

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

Scrooge leaning out a window saying: You there, boy! Did it happen?

Grae Hall (@HallGrae) on twitter: "I don't usually like it when authors self-insert themselves into their own stories but you must admit Dolores Umbridge is a particularly memorable character."

MOBY GOT DICK By Josephine Riesman I hate white whales and I cannot lie You other seamen can't deny When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw spears well Til you know that the whale's in Hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My boatswain tried to stop this But that eye you got makes (Me so vicious!) Ooh, Devil’s own whale You say you wanna end my tale? Well, try me, try me Cuz I ain’t no average briney
 I’ve seen him blowin’ To hell with all knowin’ He swim, fin Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn I’m tired of novelists Sayin’ orcas are the best Take the average Ahab and ask him why I’ll tell ya I’m not shy So sailors (YEAH!) Sailors (YEAH!) Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!) Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Now throw that sharpened stick Moby got Dick

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

im joining the war on protein on the side of the fiber

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

Yeah, the listed "artist" describes himself as a "digital creator" who very clearly uses AI in his projects

Would explain the little robot in the corner

Honestly, if this wasn't AI I would really struggle to be mad at it. It's so nonsensical and directionless that all that's left is the idea of dressing up silly and doing wrestling moves on Santa.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Just watched the most defeated looking woman I've seen in my life put two Nintendo Switches in her cart