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Been watching ‘Task.’ Mike Ruffalo is great as Captain Task, a tough cop fighting cyclists and his own family.” Your task is to eat lead!” is his catchphrase.

Kinda sad Charlie Kirk didn't live to see the Mandalorian And Grogu trailer.

Robert Redford has died, another victim of left wing extremism.

Any song that mentions blue jeans is almost certain to be not a good song.

When you yawn and that one tendon in your neck decides it just wants to stay like that.

I come to Nextdoor for the casual Karening, but I stay for the Russia/Ukraine hot takes.

Haiku:

artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass

I, for one, would like to invite USA President Donald Trump into my home to eat my diarrhea.

Just when I think I'm healed, I wake up remembering the combined implosion of BA Test Kitchen and Reply All

. 🎀 𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇💗𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀 .

The year is 1999: I’ve just got home from my wage slave job, it’s 11pm, Star Trek: Voyager is on, I’m eating a plastic tray of 7-11 nachos for dinner. The world is far larger than I understand.

This is for 2, maybe 3 people.

Let's get back to talking about Avatar 3, the most important cultural moment since Jack Ryan 2.

I’m going to watch the fuck out that new Avatar film. Gonna paint myself blue, who cares. Our society is falling apart and my house will be under the sea in 20 years, let me have my bullshit.

Haiku:

artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass

That Simpsons episode where an overstimulated Homer gets a free trampoline in the classifieds, but it’s me and Nigerian dwarf goats on FB Marketplace.

Fuckin' Lucas, again with the nonstop edits

I opened Ableton to finish up that 'God Only Knows' tribute (in the style of Sly Stone as sung by the guy from Nitzer Ebb) and the Hand Of God appeared in my studio and wiped all of my hard drives.

The description of the girl in ‘Free Fallin’’ makes her seem like a bit of a dud, but she didn’t deserve to have her heart broken like that.

After the first 2 chunks of this new season, I just stopped caring. Who was heisting what? Dunno. Who is so-and-so in the court intrigue? I forgot. I'm too dumb for Star War?

I kind of drifted away from Andor and I'm not going back unless we get that Yarael Poof origin story.

BIDEN ELECTED POPE

“The Japanese call it ‘umami,’ but I just call it ‘tastin good mojo’.”

—me, to the other hostages

New Connections categories: “UNRHYMING WORDS” - “CONTAINS A T” - “__________”

Oh, life is bigger. Bigger than you…and you are not me. Oh no! I’ve said too much.

New season of Andor is maybe a little wobbly so far but I 100% want to discover myself in Space Bavaria.

Unbreakable Jimmy Smits.

That’s it.

Shows like White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones make me realize that CGI Dicks would be a great name for an office park chain restaurant.

Why is nothing On Fleek any more? How have we fallen?

I look forward to two months from now when I’ve totally forgotten who Pete Hegseth even is.

After COVID I lost the ability to smell what The Rock is cooking.