Tanner 👽🦈🏳️‍⚧️

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: Do My Friends Hate Me Or Is It Just 3am?

do you ever think about laura palmer so long that you get physically ill from being sad

I’m trying the plant parent thing 🪴

Just a baby!!

The only thing that I hate about recovery is the DRAINS

Had top surgery on Monday I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Times are scary but I have so many people around me that are so supportive and wonderful that I can just rest and be ready for whatever comes my way next

SEVEN THOUSAND

#art #pixelart #украрт

here, have some fish from 2002

Pink dusk sets over a snow-capped mountain range behind a rocky cliff and a highway winding into the distance with lights

Out grabbing pretty views to help distract from the horrors 💙💙

Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.*

*watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge

Fallen brown leaves on the forest floor surround a stark white mushroom with an interesting, honey-comb like cap. You can see the white stem, and the stem is surrounded by a white netting that seems unnatural emerging from the cap.

Day 26 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Veiled Lady (Phallus indusiatus) is well-known throughout many of the world's tropical areas.

In eastern Asia it is a delicacy and thought of as an aphrodisiac. This meant it was usually kept for special occasions.

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a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room . ALT: a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room .

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kinda wanna watch Gilmore Girls but also wanna watch Cuckoo but also Supernatural hmmmmm choices

When you successfully reach the end of No Nut November:

cartoon illustration of the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia from the episode THE NIGHTMAN COMETH, presented as the cover of a Broadway-style Playbill

a couple months back I drew a tribute to my favorite Always Sunny episode

a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks ALT: a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks

See my brain went with the fish guy from SpongeBob

This makes so much sense and I can’t explain why

Source: reddit, user: denise1025 A very alien white mushroom strands surrounded by green underbrush and mossy trees. The mushroom is white and almost like a triangle on a stem. On its underside, there are "teeth"-like projections. On its top, it is flat white, except there are beads of red droplets like blood.

Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!

The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!

Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.

I love vampires so I’m following just to see more vampires

My wife and I have begun negotiations as to how drunk I am allowed to be at thanksgiving. I’m currently offering .12 BAC but I’ll eat double the mashed potatoes, I feel like that’s a fair offer for this political climate

I mean honestly my pfp says it all

My psychiatrist was like “your anxiety seems unusually high right now is everything okay?” And I’m just sitting here like “I’m an assistant manager in retail during the holidays….what do you think “ 🫠🫥🥴

Black hole with pseudo-C64 aesthetics.

I wasn’t good at the bird app so I doubt I’ll be good at this; but hey I’m Tanner, I like sharks and anime and music; let’s be friends! Here’s my kitten Yoshi as tribute.