Thug No.11

Given the way America has been behaving I don’t know if we deserve the World Series this year.

I don’t like to get too political on here but I’m here to say that Western Beef Supermarkets will stomp the shit out of any other grocery store.

I’m going to miss Eric Adams because he was the first mayor to have a Cricket prepaid wireless phone.

I can’t believe a person who has lied the vast majority of their life is *checks notes* lying again?

My favorite thing about Pride is that people in my hometown think this is what NYC is like everyday.

True Crime Podcasts be like “I have a great job, live in a nice town with a loving family…welp might as well kill them in a poorly thought out murder-for-hire scheme and tell the police I didn’t do it because I was at a bowling alley.”

There are two types of people in this world. Those who bring their love of everything to Mount Airy Lodge and those who do not... which one are you?

May today be filled with the energy of a thousand gold fronts purchased at the Albee Square Mall.

I got a question for any barbers on my line. DM me post haste

I don’t know if a 100 men can beat a gorilla…but I do know a 100 men cannot beat Western Beef Supermarkets prices.

You is just Sex and The City for Incels.

I feel like Kendrick fell short when he made NO mention of Western Beef’s sale on salmon this week.

Apple News Update is wild because it’s like “Trump announced he will drink blood from the skull of Nancy Pelosi and Dyson has a vacuum cleaner you can’t live without!”

“Buck These Niggas.”— The story of Leroy Johnston, the first Black bill rider.

America is a sundown town.

The cognitive dissonance of voting for Trump and fuckin with hip hop is amazing to me. #loveblackmusichateblackpeople

The content I NEED!

Ok fine! Jesus Christ! We can disagree and be friends! Now can we agree to make plans and never follow through like I do with my real friends?

We’re finding out who at Binghamton High School paid attention to Social Studies 1939-1945 and who was in the Ramada Inn parking lot during that time.

Of all the social media apps…I run into you here!