Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise

"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"

A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

Watching Home Alone for the first time:

4 years ago today I stumbled across the greatest tv listing ever written

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

In memoriam...

I miss the 80s and 90s cos if something really bad happened there was always a chance that Beadle was about. Like if your car rolled off a quayside there was always a chance, albeit a slim one, that it was just Beadle being about.

In the late 1980s Radio 1 was massively over-represented by Kershaws despite Kershaws making up just 0.05% of the broadcasting industry.

100% of them turned out to be very problematic indeed.

Cornish explorer, 84, who has recovered from coronavirus, is ready for Brown Willy challenge.

Happy fifth birthday to Johnny Nice Painter out off of The Fast Show taking on Brown Willy. Plans to tackle Black Willy were abandoned.

Or 'Gyokeres' well saved shot leads to opening goal'

Did a good job again, just wish the goals would have come, hopefully saving them for Saturday

Hope it's a bit easier on Saturday

My mum took paracetamol, and all I got was Olympic-level pattern recognition. Get the new T-shirt with free UK delivery here >>> buff.ly/sLnLmEh

Great sentiment, but how about you getting off and the government getting off of Twitter, seems a bit weird you condemning him whilst still using his far right mouth piece

Is it sausages and chips?

That's an awful stat, no wonder we don't win the league

Doesn't negate a foul

Pope shouldn't have been on the pitch to save that

As he has every right too, disgraceful decision

We know we've got a chance and Liverpool yesterday and are going for it, hopefully spurred in by that penalty farce

One of the worst decisions I've seen, yes he got a touch but he also cleaned out gyokeres, how does one outweigh the other?

Out of all the injustices we've suffered from var, that is head and shoulders the worst, a clear penalty

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

Think he has to win things to get B+C

TYLENOL Nice try. Release the Epstein files.

A statement from Tylenol

Trump's UN speech was his most embarrassing showing since the "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL" one

statistic of the day

a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

One of the worst halves I've seen in a long time, zero ideas or creativity