The BalteseFalcon

I am personally off the opinion that GCU needs to revise their slogan.
Private, Christian,Affordable sounds more like a recruiting ad for a weird sex baby Jesus camp in New Mexico...
#highereducation
#college
#univetsoty

Me: I don’t feel well.

Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.

🤍🕊️ You’ll Never Walk Alone, Diogo 🕊️🤍 #RIPJots #Jota20 #YNWA #LFC

🕊️ #YNWA

People really need to stop romanticizing the old internet, I know the current iteration is a more monitored careful "edgy" place, but I remember 1997-2001, where you logged on and didn't know if you were going to find; in my case it was ASCII porn. It was #HicSuntDracones for real.
#Internet

where does internet come from?

the answer may surprise you

Just had a fun memory of Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black, a few of the lines really resound in 2025: "Human thought is so primitive it's
looked upon as an infectious
disease by the rest of the universe.
That kind of makes you proud,
doesn't it?"

If you didn't think the #CWC was a blatantly stupid cash/prestige grab. Look at this fucking nonsense. Except for you #AucklandCityFC, you are beautiful.
#FuckFIFA

Drugs are the correct answer.

Instead of Marching today, I happened to develop a kidney and bladder infection yesterday. AT THE HOSPITAL. Seriously I can not make this up.

I am faking pancreatitis and a kidney infection so I can protect hospital workers. We all need #doourpart

I just emerged from the deep state woke Marxist meeting to control the weather for tomorrow’s small dictator parade. I can report things are on track and we are ready for space laser deployment. More soon.

Well this week is an absolute culmination of the last 8 months of self-destruction, chemical instability, and my own lack of emotional awareness. I found out that morphine doesn't work on me, you can actually go 6 days without food, and that bipolar psychosis is only a bad morning away.

This is known.

Don't come to the US. We are a clusterfuck.
You're not safe, and neither are we.

State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization WASHINGTON—Promising to stamp out the extremist movement as well as its sympathizers, the U.S. State Department announced Thursday that the WNBA had been designated as a terrorist organization. According to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the organization has as many as 156 terrorists spread across 13 known cells in the United States, and several of […]

“Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on the empowerment of girls and women,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio
theonion.com/state-d...

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

New #Ohio Spirit Animal just dropped.

Also, it is the obligatory post that it is 1353 days until the #Trumpsterfire leaves office.

Damn it #Vance. You killed the fucking pope, then you nearly caused Fallout to become reality? What's next? If you come home with a cursed eyeliner, I would actually be relieved. #MyCHEMICALapocalypse

Another day of this administration is another day of madness. #1354daystogo

Real Thoughts about the current condition of this...country.

It's a repost but honestly a good one.
#VladStop #mangolunatic

Well if the shoe fits...

Saw this and remembered my home was once incredibly badass against the kind of nonsense that is going on right now. #DoBetterOhio

Our Egyptian King.

Rep Ro Khanna (CA-17) and Don Beyer (VA-08) reintroduced “Supreme Court Term Limits and Regular Appointments Act”…. It’d establish 18-year term limits on any Supreme Court Justices approved after the bill is signed into law

Never forget...
#baggomer #JDVance

Conservative writer who accused drag queens of "grooming" kids arrested for child molestation - LGBTQ Nation The self-professed Christian philosopher was arrested for molesting a child under the age of 12.

What? No... Not a "Conservative Writer" who is a...molester of children.
#lol #undertheprison