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Alaska is actually part of Russia. Putin told me.
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Nobody knows what Trump is talking about anymore and no one seems to care | Opinion During Trump's rambling announcement that he's sending the National Guard to DC, it became clear he has caught Sleepy Joe Biden's cognitive decline.

Babblin' Trump fights fake D.C. crime wave, thinks he's going to Russia. Did he catch Biden's mental decline?

My column on our president and his oatmeal brain:

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No one cares.

Divorce him already, Usha JD Vance and his wife really seem to loathe each other

New piece I've been dying to write for eons now. JD and Usha Vance seem to hate each other, and barely bother to conceal it.

This is no way to live your life. But JD Vance wants this misery for everyone.

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President Putin of Russia to meet President Taco of The Divided States of America.

Radar the cat

We just walked into an animal shelter because we drove by and saw they were having an adoption drive. Then the volunteers there told us that this sweetheart has been in the shelter for over a year. But they’re waiving the adoption fee for folks who come in to adopt Radar or another cat today.

I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. My gas mask paid for itself within the first minute the ice agents came out of the building. They escalated to this immediately, like it was a war zone- flash bombs, various gasses…

#fightfascism #fuckice

Make sure you recruit Katie Johnson - the woman who trump raped when she was 13 years old who tried to go on record in 2016 about the repeated and violent rapes done by Donald Trump, but started getting death threats so she disappeared.

But you, like every person in the msm, will not acknowledge the fact that Katie Johnson was raped by Donald Trump when she was 13 years old at an Epstein property. You are the same sell-out that you daily accuse everyone else of being.

I can literally feel this in my bones.

You put feelings into words in a way that most of the rest of us can only dream of. Thank you.

Me too. And I wasn’t there. Impossible to describe how much Simon & Garfunkel, and then Paul Simon impacted my life. Diamonds on the soles of her shoes. Can’t count the hundreds and hundreds of times I listened to this wonderful artist.

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What’s your current prediction for WRs who make the 53 & PS?

“Okay so Trump raped 13 year old kids. Who cares? How do we protect the pedophile president?”

Dear Democrats, fight against EVERYTHING!!!

Fox News headline: “Senate GOP ready to go nuclear after Schumer's 'political extortion' of nominees”

Democrats shouldn’t leave any opportunity to obstruct on the cutting room floor. And we know it works because Trump’s loyalists take to Fox News to whine and complain about the Senate rules. Good.

They must know Trump violently raped 13 year old Katie Johnson.

What a coincidence! Donald trump also raped a 13 year old girl. Her name is Katie Johnson.

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= not even remotely appropriate.

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Here’s your President, Donald Trump acting out rape fantasies with 13 year old girls. See if you think this sounds like him - bsky.app/profile/chri...

Wherever they are they include footage of Donald Trump repeatedly and violently raping 13 year old Katie Johnson.

Can you believe this stupid, scuzzy, rapist pedophile became president - TWICE???? I used to be so proud of my country. Now it's a joke and a nightmare in one.

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