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It’s fine I’m happy living in an amateur tower block designed by hobbyists

Awww this has brought back such vivid memories of singing my own version at school: IM DAVE IM NINE AND MY DADS RORY, HE DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS LAMBOURGHINI ☺️❤️ (*Saab)

Omg I remember this! At school we all sang different versions ☺️ IM DAVE IM NINE AND MY DADS RORY. HE DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS LAMBOURGHINI

Black Country Bar Crawl tomorrow!

Tram ride through Wolves, Bilston, Wednesbury, West Brom, and Soho.

Orange chips, faggots, hairy pork scratchings, lukewarm Carling, fruit machines, bets on osses, patterned carpets, toilets without locks.

Fun shall be had (if my accent doesn’t get me killed!)

Let’s just say I don’t recall the majority of my uber journeys

Mine is 4.19, which basically means I’m utter scum 💀

Quality skeet, Nikki ☺️

OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said

Absolutely! But we either need to alter our national obsession with home ownership (much more renting in the continent), or reform the leasehold system that has already put a generation off buying a new build flat. Or both I suppose ☺️

a man in a suit and tie is holding a globe in front of the words mr. worldwide ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a globe in front of the words mr. worldwide

Hope the one true international man had a good international men’s day ❤️

Office phone kept ringing round, no one picking it up, so I answered “MAKE ME A WINNER”.

A confused client on other end of the line. Boss not happy.

OMFG, swear I just saw Macaulay Culkin stuck in a scented candle shop. Think it was JoMalone.

Just received an email from someone with the surname “Person.” Gotta be the best bit of nominative determinism ever.

Happy birthday! 🥳

Im no water expert but I’d consider wet pipes a good sign

At the end of the day it is what it is and it’s just one of those things and that’s that do you know what I mean

Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.

Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵

Really enjoyable

BBC sport headline "Kane double helps England complete perfect qualifying campaign" Next to a photo of Harry Kane

Wow, he looks just like him!

Hi 🤩

Stephen Graham is such a ledge.

It’s so important for all short white blokes built like thumbs to see ourselves represented!

I once thought about starting a vegan metal band called Black Kale 🤘🏻

no cap

What the fuck even ARE magnets? Fucking Chinese sorcery that’s what. Donald got that god damn right! My house is a no magnet zone.

I go crazy for custard tarts - pastel de nutter 😋

Hell yeah, you guys really know how to use vegetable oil and MSG to get them flavours popping 🤣

So jealous of Americans for nothing other than the crazy range of stunning landscape, and the sheer variation in the seasons

Thank you for this beacon of truth in a post truth world

I’d have been OK if it was a 1-0 or 2-1! The whole LiVARpool thing drives me potty as well, because I cannot remember a call in our favour in a big game. Every year against City and Arsenal we are on the wrong end of some shocking calls. Maybe we get one or two dodgy ones against lower opposition.