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Anyone in #Vancouver looking for tickets to tonight’s sold out #WolfSlice show? I’ve got FOUR tickets for sale!

And I hope you get to interview them about it!

Bowie fans might wanna read this!

We could use a Greta Van Fleet of Bowie

“Mind if I sit down? Can I buy you a round (of catnip)?”

This is Chico. He is the star of this year's hottest film, Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift. 13/10 (TT: mariana_rodrigues_ssilva)

and this is why we must support the liberation of indigenous nations on turtle island and allow them to exert their full sovereignty.

there are people who have already been dying for turtle island, who know they are part of these lands and who are the ancestors and descendants of these lands.

hey, elbows up posse, none of the subtle digs you imagine to be some sort of secret resistance matter when the leader of our country sits quietly in the frame while a fascist spreads hateful propaganda

he rolls in the same shit as this pig and now he's covered in it, too

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

a man in a joker costume is holding a joker card with the caption " this you " ALT: a man in a joker costume is holding a joker card with the caption " this you "

She just released a new album less than two weeks ago, plus finally let us hear some of her secret grunge album from the 90s

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

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Sounds easier than a vertical horizon

I thought you were referring to an influencer's audience numbers, my god 😭

Minds, or patience??

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

Yep! And absolutely white-washing and racist to literally use locals as sherpas, then claim the white [usually] guy “climbed it first,” etc.

I hope you feel better soon!

(I do think Whole Foods always carries it, though. Superstore can be hit or miss, as can Save-On, but Shoppers probably *never* has it.)

May be useful to try: Back when Google worked right (circa 2008), I was able to learn that vitamin B2 can help solve migraines. Which was extra handy given the $75-per-pill prescription I had wasn’t even working.

Not always readily available in pharmacies tho 🫤

She’s so pretty 🖤 May she live long and with much love!

A sleek black cat reclines among pillows on a fawn colored microsuede loveseat. She looks up toward the person taking the photo, her green eyes is half-lidded as she slow blinks at her favorite human.

Today’s cat is a young mother happy to have a forever home #CatBreak #CatSky #BlueSkyCats

You don’t say!

Fucking idiots. I was thinking 2 hours ago about how if someone asked me what one thing I think would really make a difference in the world if eliminated, it’d have to be men having (or, certainly, sharing) opinions. We could be in such better shape right now.

funniest thing about this crew is that they claim membership in an elite group of sage truthtellers with superior bullshit detectors who are now pretending to be shocked that history's most infamous liar tricked them into campaigning for him

These replies are making me feel better about that one guy who was very dismissive of my sex drive, at least 😂

This is Barrett. He keeps trying to howl along with his big sister Hazel. Personally finds the practice repulsive but refuses to be left out. 13/10 for both (TT: jennyrae23)

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out