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I know a guy that eats the orange with the peel still on. Same energy.

Happy 50% of candy day #Halloween 🎃

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

It's crazy how England is in the future because of this! Right now it's 2025 and here in America it's 1872!

Why are we allowed to dress up silly one day out of the year? Why can't it be everyday? 😔

Two panel comic of a person with glasses looking down at an open book. First panel reads: I think I might be bad at this. In the second panel they are scribbling in the book with a pencil. Text reads: I’m gonna do it anyway

Nothin else for it

I think it's time to allow people to copyright their bodies as a starting point to protect their artistic work.

My bosses think it's wierd that I, a Trainee, don't want to do 12 hour shifts. I can't get a raise and I don't hate myself, so I'm working only the time I'm scheduled

A leader of the Proud Boys became pro prison reform once he was sent to prison in DC.
Ig it's different when you're the one locked up lmfao

No fed could ever get this info out of me.

Christ is Monkey D. Laffy, according to this schmuck. And he influences usa politics. Were fucked lol

Omfg I remember this. A single mom joined a water drinking contest to win a Wii for her kids. She drank so much water her cells exploded and she died...
So how was the Wii?

I work in a pharmacy. I'm gonna be using this joke at work DAILY. 🤣

I'm just imagining a bunch of black ladies looking like librarians scaring the shit out of someone and it's sending me lol.

I never called the average American stupid... But I guess shit like this is up there why a common complaint I've heard about dems is " they think they're better than us". Sometimes word choice is important...and you've proven just now why it is.

This isn't tone policing. The Democrats suck at understanding how to talk to the average American. It's part of why a lot of people don't vote for them or don't vote at all.

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative'

crazy to think that the nintendo direct announcement is the most important thing that happened today

I cried literal tears of joy at the news.
These "alt right" chuds want to take away my rights and see me suffer... I feel no sadness at their own...

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Spotify recommended the Communist Manifesto to me today.
It knows too much.

I rescued a rabbit next to a bus stop. He lives with me now. ❤️ He also doesn't like carrots....

I'll never be this cool

People who call others socialists, communists, and Nazis online tend to not know what that really means.

God, why can't we have this in America?

My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

Went to school for poly Sci and economics. The more you learn about it, the more you also don't know. :(

MY MOM

I didn't know she could read.