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Wicked has even infected my gas tank.

Looney Tunes are on at night now and they have old people commercials. I assume it's for the children because I've seen multiple murders, two broken eye sockets, and more dental injuries than a hockey team.

To be fair, that IS a pretty sweet solar floodlight.

Let's have a grippy socks and pajamas meet up.

I set my Slack to pumpkin patch. Wild.

New record for trick-or-treaters, more than when I was a kid. We had 200+ kids in 30 minutes and were wiped clean before my little ghost lights turned on.

I'm going through my old room at my parents and I really want to hang out with adolescent me. Dinosaur cards, Airplane cards, VHS tapes, and Lego from 1992. Hand me the Starter jacket, brother.

Genuine turtle fur and chicken teeth right here now; get 'em while they last, y'all.

How did it take me this long to realize that parents are happy during trick or treat because those Starbucks tumblers are 80 proof punkin schnapps?

"If you need to polish a turd, first roll it in glitter." -All The Gear

I bet you can still get a nic fix with them.

I used to read LGF religiously back in 03-05. Wow, it's wild to see that name again.

Old habits die hard. I still look for my gear when the lights flicker.

That was a pretty good old guy duel.

So now the only supported device I have is a laptop that I misplaced 3 weeks ago.

My favorite part is when Alvin, Simon, and Theodore combine to form MechaMunk.

If you want to read more Eyrewood stories you can find everything we have done with Lookouts, Daughters and the Thornwatch right here:
www.penny-arcade.com/story/the-ey...

Never thought I'd see an Amazon truck chirp tire.

The driver just flamethrowered my roses. 4/5

My L4-L5 disc.

Comma or tab delimited?

I showed up to the pharmacy and said, "I'm here for my piercings!"
The pharmacist, who I have known since grade school said, 'You mean injections?'

At least I think that I'm funny.

Saw a new eye doc today. Lasik from 2008 holding strong. It's a good thing because one of the doctors who did it crashed his plane and the other fled from the IRS to Vietnam; I doubt I can get my records.

I never got to FA but I sure as heck am FO.

the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

I like Tom Hanks.

Is this why YouTube has been pushing the Monologue Song on me for three weeks?

If I win the Powerball, we're all going to the dentist. My dentist. I already have an appointment, but she's taking new patients so you might want to book now.

"However, the privileged class that controlled the media went to great lengths to portray the rioters as shiftless drifters, tramps and vagabonds. This portrayal masked the widespread outrage felt by average citizens, and served to marginalize their protest." Pittsburgh, 1877

We've all been there.