Mugsy McGill

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Hello Maureen Dowd!

This is the most entertaining story I have read in a long time.

Thank you!

I have a friend from college who was there. She said everyone wondered why they were going ahead with it on the cloudy day, but it was Cleveland, so why not.

Yum!

This is the height of entertainment for my day. I can log off now.

Thank you.

He did in the late 1980s. It has been hanging around since then.

Tough call - the wealthy don’t want to have more people vying for their pickleball courts and schools, but having a massive homelessness crisis is bad.

I think they’ll stay NIMBY.

You, I imagine, have never had Darryl Issa as your representative.

Yes! And #2 has excellent Moby Dick references!

Look up the concept of “Swedish Death Cleaning.”

“Namber One…”

Tweet from “the White House” saying that Jabba the President doesn’t suck ducks.

i believe this. Maybe.

White House tweet "I definitely don't suck dicks" DJT kissing his lovely wife.

Glad the White House cleared that up.

Honestly, I didn’t think Jabba the president actually blew Clinton until I saw these photos.

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

A lot of people did.

And the idea that Patton Oswalt really meant to threaten physical harm against that piece of shit is ridiculous.

And SK was nuked because she paraphrased a Johnny Cash lyric “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” in response to a dumbfuck Wall Street Journal article.

Hey @netflix.com - congrats on the great PR coup for the #Frankenstein movie!

It’s an ostrich opera singer taking a bow after singing in a production of “Aida.”

Obviously.

The clergy are, historically, regular firearm brandishers and users, donchaknow.

Critical thinking as a skill is going the way of the human appendix.

Ferris Bueler’s Day Off
The Blues Brothers
Slap Shot
A Chorus Line

Who’s Nora?

This explains the inbreeding.

I thought you were kidding, but I guess you’re not.

You must live in a big city.

It takes a “once in a generation” disaster like the 2008 crisis every 20 years to show the steps down we’ve taken. But then we get used to the negative plateau and go back to swallowing our opioids.

ESPECIALLY

You‘re just being a pain in the ass.

Have a glass of bubbly and fight tomorrow.

Who’d you vote for?

You could post this every day for the next 3.75 years.

Just wait - when Pfizer and the other biggies actually start seeing their socialized medicine revenue in trouble, everything will ease and sleaze.