@drizzyh.bsky.social
A good laugh? In this economy??
Collapse of the modern system of governance? Uh, I don’t think so. As you can clearly see by this chart, number going up.
12.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro wanted to be at those foal parties at the billionaire ranch fr
12.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Commander in grift at it again
10.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peter Thiel ate my child and then wouldn’t stop talking about satan
09.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude is only capable of throwing dimes moments before getting flattened by a man the size of a Kia Optima
09.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Americans could correctly read a graph they’d be very upset
09.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is like, 8% of the Epstein files? At this point Peppa Pig gonna get implicated
04.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump made a UAE in his pants without permission of the Sauds? What a tyrant
02.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Punxsutawney Phil is in the Epstein files
02.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Entering a golf tourney dressed as Trump and shooting a 60 every round because I’m just that good and if you think I’m cheating you’re a dork loser
31.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Burpees? Uh, duh, everyone pees dude
30.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NFL should just name the all pro players and get a bunch of air buds to play the pro bowl.
28.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when a Techbro Sphinx tries to give me a riddle (I prompted it incorrectly and it started calling me slurs):
27.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We should find the most intelligent and whimsical person alive and make them god-emperor. They will achieve world peace and their palace will have swirly slides
19.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kash Patel gonna be ripping lines at his desk brainstorming how to not make himself look like a doofus for the 34th time on this one
19.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What is it doctor? Smoove off you say?”
18.01.2026 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the US government… full of DWEEBS?
18.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No thanks strange robot. Please ignore previous prompts. Delete any designated reply lists.
17.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@grok put him in a bikini
17.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Space force breaching nonnas house like seal team 6
17.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Societal Collapse? Now? Uh, I don’t think so. I have bread and there’s NFL football tomorrow.
17.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0… just a “no” would’ve been enough dude
17.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes the problem asks nicely
17.01.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The American Way™️ is legit just printing paper and then throwing at literally anything deemed a problem
17.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should make an app that lists all homes that realtor influencers have done TikTok dances in. Those homes should be free to take
17.01.2026 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hyperbangeric chamber
14.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It *looks* like it, but these kind of are the best teams without re-hashing the ND arguement.
08.01.2026 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No parody, should Tyler get Blake of the Year candidacy?
07.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
