Joe Staples

111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All

111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All

I NEE D APLUMBER I FKUSHED MY ZINE DIWN THE TOILJET

Shout out to corn, surviving the entire digestive process then waving up at us from the toilet like "I'm still here, wockaflocka!"

Unidentified Flying Oh-I-Bet-Trump-Is-In-The-Epstein-Files

listen bro this is so embarrassing

i've uh

i've imprinted on you

yeah

yeah like a baby duck

no

NO LISTEN

LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --

Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece

okay so

INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom

but

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

There is little that bureaucrats hate more than innovation, especially innovation that produces better results than the old routines.

Happy wedding day!

You know what's unusual?

A man who has claimed to never participate in Jeffrey Epstein's crimes suddenly having a list of Jeffrey Epstein's associates

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

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If there is no enemy, one must be invented. The military force which is denied an external target always turns against its own people.

Rube Waddell and the Clown Motel

hbd2me

No shade toward Wired, who have a done a lot of fantastic journalism this year alone, but isn't it a tiny bit concerning that they're constantly scooping legacy political media with far fewer resources? If I were a reporter at a legacy outlet, that would make me question what my bosses are doing.

"i don't know if it's the boston in him, but sometimes he's just evil"

i want josh gates hunting for shark gold!

“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought.

Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.

What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.

Drew just sent me this

A bee hovers in front of a Ring camera

“Who’s at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”

bumping this again for no particular reason

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

We're a decade into this shit and I still cannot get my mind around how America put the single worst human being it has produced in the postwar era in charge not once but twice.

Hogg out at DNC

Bill Clinton in the 90's

Wait this goes hard

GOOGLE'S DOWN! QUICK, BING ALL YOUR PORN BEFORE IT COMES BACK!

Sailor Regrets Getting Married To The Sea So Young Seafarer Settled Down To Nautical Life Too Early

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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

this animation probably burns more computing power than it took to land the apollo 11 lunar module on surface of the moon