sara greene ✨🐸

my condolences

NJ Transit is a real one for this nonbinary representation 💛🤍💜🖤

You know I opened up Bluesky to search for some quality “Cory Booker catheter” skeets

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Me waking up everyday this year to a new realization about my traumas and attachment wounds

New month just dropped

In the space of a week we’ve lost two Pete and Pete icons. Life is a blowhole.

Had a mailman that I'd see regularly for the past couple of years. Always very kind, and I always thanked him and wished him a good day. Just found out this morning through a newspaper clipping on my bodega's window that he died unexpectedly in October! He was only a year older than me! 😰

Sometimes I wish I could go through life with this level of delulu

Getting a kick out of the people pretending a "my heart goes out to you" salute is a normal thing that exists

Finally watched Mulholland Drive in its entirety after two failed attempts and very proud that my mind immediately went to “HE MUST’VE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES” during the jitterbug scene

David Lynch sits in a chair captioned "And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die"

RIP to a real one

Happy two year anniversary of the time I got super sick and accidentally took Mucinex DM and spent all day tripping balls while watching a 70s Hanna-Barbera on ice TV special from my childhood and a marathon of 80s/90s holiday commercials on YouTube

Such a blast going through my Spotify Wrapped to be reminded of the drastic shift in music you listened to halfway through the year after an unexpectedly intense experience with 🍄🍄🍄 Who knew that I’d ever be “triggered” by ambient music?

Thrilled to announce that I’ve been picked as head of the Department of Flatulence

Elon’s story is an inspiring reminder that as long as your dad owns an apartheid emerald mine, you too can become the biggest loser on earth

it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself

It was like learning the twist in The Sixth Sense, only I knew the twist not even 15 minutes into watching the movie

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The moment I first heard my mom referring to my grandpa as “Dad”

Christening my Bluesky by saying that it took me until the age of 5 or 6 to understand how I was related to my grandparents.