When google photos says you have "no more memories"
25.02.2025 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dr-pops.bsky.social
Used to love Twitter where I could ramble away my random thoughts. Looking forward to settling in Bluesky. Star trek lover. And music lover.
When google photos says you have "no more memories"
25.02.2025 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When a man prints off your own scientific paper and hands it to you "read this"
18.02.2025 12:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guys you need to put lentils in your soup. Gamechanger.
18.02.2025 12:52 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Something about talking to you makes me want to poop
14.02.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes you just need to eat an entire tub of cottage cheese
14.02.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I look at the news to cheer myself up
13.02.2025 11:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that punchline slaps hard
05.02.2025 16:36 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 2 π 2Can someone tell me why men get to act like arrogant grumpy cunts that never read their fucking emails and for some reason it's endearing?
04.02.2025 13:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might end dry January early
29.01.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Culumbia
27.01.2025 14:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the content I came for
27.01.2025 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I had more time for life
16.01.2025 18:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How can I give up Instagram? What's the next best option?
At the moment I've just limited my time in the app to 5 minutes a day, which is enough time to catch up with friends' posts, but limits my engagement with the app.
This train smells of vomit
15.01.2025 21:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Read book
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I no longer know what the fashionable length of trouser leg or socks should be.
And I'm worried I've got both wrong.
My boss seems to think it's a compliment when he says "yes I read your report and I didn't think it was shit"
14.01.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it when his cheese gives the ship thrush?
14.01.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I gave up Facebook for lent in 2015 and never went back
11.01.2025 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My Instagram reels are full of side hustles and "sometimes you just need to eat a whole head of broccoli"
06.01.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Freak the security guard out by following him!
06.01.2025 19:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wearing a jumpsuit adds a whole loada drama to doing a poo
06.01.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe the UK Government should stop using X in their social media campaigns
06.01.2025 11:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have fully ripped Christmas out of the house
05.01.2025 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only Brits would be apologetic to someone who is intending to scam them.
29.12.2024 09:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mum's asking if I want a vou el vant that's been left in the kitchen since last night. Next to the wood fire.
With chicken.
No thanks
Active.
Slow and leaky is permissible.
At this point I can't afford to not be in a Christmas spirit
17.12.2024 12:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How long does it take to defrost Mariah Carey?
09.12.2024 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When someone says "hello, We've not met before" the third time they've met you.
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