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Isis E. "Dread Dragon" Prosser

@isisstormdragon.bsky.social

Ace demi-aro lesbian in love with Samus Aran. Writer, artist. 30, white, autistic. She/her, xe/xyr/xyrs. Dragon who hoards lots of things. Avatar by me; header by a friend: https://hushthelatesunart.tumblr.com/ My website: https://lairofthestormdragon.com/

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand.
Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient.

Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order.
Blue: No pickles, no onion…
Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing.

Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients.
Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun…

Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily.
Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!

29.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 4858    🔁 979    💬 61    📌 21
30.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 186    🔁 88    💬 4    📌 0

"No one asked me if I was the mayor."

That is incredible. As bad as you think the state of journalism is in this moment, it's worse. It's much much worse.

30.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 1669    🔁 261    💬 28    📌 5
Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders. In panel 1, he is pointing emphatically at one of his gangsters. Caption reads, "No defeatism." Panel 2 has him shouting at the room, "NO FUCKING DEFEATISM!"

Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders. In panel 1, he is pointing emphatically at one of his gangsters. Caption reads, "No defeatism." Panel 2 has him shouting at the room, "NO FUCKING DEFEATISM!"

now more than ever:

29.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 639    🔁 259    💬 6    📌 7
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With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

28.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 2539    🔁 2478    💬 29    📌 75

I had one parent who said something like “it’s so nice that you know the video game characters” and I thought, my god how hard is it to ask your kid what he really is interested in

30.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 78    🔁 5    💬 9    📌 1

#SaveSpeech

We need folks to hammer paypros, as the holiday season is a prime opportunity to clog up their call centers and have our impact be felt the hardest.

Need contacts, talking points, etc? use the site linked! It has a ton of info that is still relevant and useful!

30.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 936    🔁 1012    💬 1    📌 1
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✷ The Star Keeper ✷

07.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1903    🔁 639    💬 7    📌 2

"Much about Utah’s plans remain unclear, including the details of involuntary treatment, what a proposal calls 'work-conditioned housing' and whether the residents will sleep in buildings or tents. But supporters call it a model." A model for homeless internment camps. For crying out loud.

29.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 36    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

29.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 14216    🔁 4175    💬 57    📌 55

there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary

we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious

30.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 2581    🔁 678    💬 13    📌 31
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ok

29.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 171    🔁 100    💬 5    📌 1

"what did people do before--" death. mostly pretty bad painful tragic unnecessary death

28.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 1151    🔁 253    💬 9    📌 7
mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween

shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira
daphne as claire redfield
velma as mio amakura
fred as isaac clarke

mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira daphne as claire redfield velma as mio amakura fred as isaac clarke

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪
#ScoobyDoo

29.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 6192    🔁 2561    💬 20    📌 18
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

28.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 4474    🔁 948    💬 73    📌 82
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Yote! 🌵

28.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 627    🔁 179    💬 2    📌 0

never hated the "run slowly in dreams" thing as much as i do right now

29.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't really have a unified theory of game design beyond a firm belief that if you put a forklift or a little truck in your game I should be able to drive it

27.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 300    🔁 32    💬 5    📌 0

i am 100% getting chased by mega starmie in my dreams. i close my eyes and i see it. waiting.

28.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

complete forme zygarde: "call an ambulance!"
mega zygarde: "but not for me!"

28.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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STAR WARS Rogue Squadron 3D (1998)

27.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 277    🔁 36    💬 3    📌 3

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

28.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 3505    🔁 662    💬 18    📌 6

The permitted failure rates of nuclear safety components are on the order of magnitude of "One failure per ten million years". Putting a system with a failure rate of "invents new ways to fail every time it's faced with a complicated input" in charge of ANYTHING here is beyond unacceptable.

27.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 204    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 2

I keep getting notified about positions as a "Nuclear technician AI trainer" and I'd like to once again state that this is a job that cannot be allowed to exist. No language model should ever have the "trained by real nuclear technicians" seal of approval stamped on it.

27.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 331    🔁 81    💬 13    📌 8

you can naruto run from gaia's vengeance but you can't naruto hide

27.10.2025 08:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

earth power should not be able to get me when i'm on the fucking roof, is all i'm saying.

27.10.2025 08:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that pyroar pride is so scary. the formation of wild zone 17 is for all of our protection. those lions need to be secured, contained, protected.

27.10.2025 08:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shout out to all the women who wrote under male pseudonyms during the so-called golden age of Sci-fi.

26.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 420    🔁 77    💬 5    📌 0

both things can be true, because both SNAP subsidizing low wage employers and the alternative being “people are paid the same, and also now they’re starving” are symptoms of a deregulated economy and an extremely low rate of labor unionization

27.10.2025 07:38 — 👍 43    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Boosting this. This November will be the absolute toughest financially due to all the unexpected non-covered teeth expenses. Any help is appreciated

27.10.2025 07:52 — 👍 8    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

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