Ozmodiar, Space Elf

That sucks

lol, the water table is about two inches below the ground in Florida

ICE being recorded by lady in bathrobe 💪❤️

True

Apparently we need a new global treaty where we all agree not to build useless shit on the moon that will be there forever

Yes, this program is completely superfluous for putting the police on the side of the feds. This has already been experienced in LA, Chicago, Minneapolis, Portland and many others

"spiritual entrepreneur". I feel like lots of people have jobs that aren't jobs these days. Am I a sucker for having a job that is a job?

pee is basically like social media for dogs

Because they knew exactly which judge they were taking it to for a preordained result

The loss of the rule of law (or perception of it) will be the longest lasting harm out of all of this

Interesting word "trope." It doesn't mean a lie, or even false.

Who reads 300 page textbooks anymore? I’ll have Claude read it.

My bet is Kushner. But could also be one of the failsons not knowing any better out of sheer stupidity

We mistake passing a new tax for actually doing things. We need to seriously consider tax reform that ends up reducing the overall tax burden but it seems unlikely in this town

the 5 year old US citizen was friends with Liam in their kindergarten class and misses him now every day at school

Sadly, it will be much easier for them to actually dump a bunch of useless trash on the moon that we can‘t remove. He will want to build some stupid blinking beacon we can’t unsee or some crap

Die Hard

He wants to pay Brendel to skeet at his wife while he watches and we don’t kink shame

Most teams need to have at least five active players. We’re just built different

The first crack in the wall: An ICE agent just quit.

Don’t forget buying new $85k trucks and SUVs!

Hand reflexively curling in to a noogie knuckle

Kushner

Brave

But what if I want it to be eXXXtreme?

I will personally send him a crisp $20 to shave that horrendous shit off of his face.

I think you can do it

Let me guess: nowhere in this 3,500 words does it describe a single concrete thing she has done or proposes to do to buck her party on this issue.

Needed more time to preeewve

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran