Adam "Mr. Met", from Carrier

what do you think your spidey senses are reacting to

if it becomes pee then a drink it be, but if it is pooed then youre havin food

daaaaaaaa METS the best record in baseball METS complete a sweep of the phillies and open a 5 game lead in the nl east yes sir

anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive

oh so The Residence's shower head bit was a trump gag

Christ take some fucking responsibility you ghoul (referring to brooks)

If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned

My official last notification ever from X, the Everything App

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we need a little less woke mind virus and a little more woke kind virus

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

If Democrats want to win elections, they must use Twitter to tweet Pig Poop Balls at Marco Rubio. It may be hard, but activism is never easy.

Hootin and hollerin. We’re gonna make it

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(taps mic nervously)
“H…hawk t’ruah, cease on that thing…”

More like Thomas shatterton Williams

oh no

More like Hugh Blewitt

‘They love ordering packages’: Delivery worker calls out apartment residents who order packages

three stages of evolution if the Pokémon were called “Yankees Fan”

I agree entirely. The country’s simply beyond fucked that it can see trump and vote for him. Regardless of the quality of her campaign.

honestly if we lose to trump the country is so obviously bone-deep fucked and poisonous that casting blame within the broadest coalition of the left is fruitless. it would mean it was sisyphean all along.

he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

love sally rooney

I also firmly believe that mark Zuckerberg should choke elon musk to death

Coming back here now that they are stealing posts away from me on hellsite to say: hello what is up

Had to mute someone for basically being my only window into hellthread, which they responded to 900 times a day