Tech Honors

the period of time when a microwave is done and it's beeping and "END" is flashing on the screen but the light is still on and the plate is still rotating is known as "Sandman's Afterbirth." it is still unknown whether or not the food is actually still cooking during this period

if I were an EMT and I had someone in my ambulance bleeding out profusely and panicking on the way to the hospital, I would simply remind them that life isn’t about the destination, it’s about the journey✨

are you allowed to say "kill yourself" on this website?

software, firmware, and hardware are all the exact same thing. the only thing that matters is the computer, or "CPU"

and my axe!

LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan. basketball was easier in the 90s because the hoop was lower back then

slaughterhouse 5 is a great book but i like the prequels more - rlaughterhouse 5, qlaughterhouse 5, plaughterhouse..." haha okay all jokes aside, I hope I brought s(ome)laughter (to your) house (5) tonight

nothing should cost less than $1 and nothing should cost more than $100. You should never be allowed to have more than $1000 in your bank account. your banker should only be your spouse, or perhaps a trustworthy neighbor. all coins should be melted into one single enormous coin.

gdi lol

You should be able to use the microwave with the door open if you want to. You should get to have that choice. But oh well, that’s late stage capitalism for ya....

The band: playing basement shows to blow off steam, seeking attention with a gimmick like clown noses or something, dying in amusement park accidents

The fans, which only exist 30 years later: if you’re one of the lucky fuckers that saw Bozo Stock Market live, I want to kill you and steal your life

MR1 is my favorite video game of all time 🫡

Yeah but only because of his reactions

If you give me an AR-16 and a Ford F-151 it will only take me four seconds to eradicate the heckler. I don’t even need the beer (upsets my tummy)

hot fruit! getcha pipin' hot fruit here!!

The biggest problem facing the U.S right now is the absolute horseshit that is “peel and reseal” packaging. It’s not even remotely as effective as standard plastic lids are. Just another example of giant companies forcing environmental responsibility on the consumer. The 2nd biggest problem, is bugs

@harpsibored.bsky.social I’m vouching for Luna here, she’s a harpist, an artist, and literally owns a full size replica of Squall’s gunblade, there’s no one better suited for it!

come on man

Thought i seen a driverless car. but the guy was just in the store..

it just starts crawling on the needle

lol bringing an ant to the vet and asking for them to euthanize it

They have women on there…err, well not really, but they could!!

They should make a dating app for just us guys 🍻

I was 16 in 2001 so, let's see...I guess we got that Abandoned Pools album that year...and then Take Off Your Pants And Jacket of course...hmmm Lateralus maybe? and thennnnn....gotta go with the unforgettable 'The Golden Hum' by Remy Zero

I went outside *twice* today. thats basically camping

what the…..

that's the "Sunday scaries" 😓

When you have 11 of something, it should be called a “beggar’s dozen.” I came up with this idea last year and it still hasn’t caught on.. I fear we may be running out of time

Keep making it imo! 🤌

Thank you 🙏 You make great music too, I listened to that recent EP, love the opener especially. Also really like the early singles, excited to hear what you make next!