Tech Honors

yup I got to meet jak and daxter but I mistakenly called them ratchet and clank, because who cares

i'm at the game awards still but i'm no longer presenting the award for Best Microtransactions, they cancelled my appearance because I ate a huge bowl of lucky charms during the pre-show and they said it made me "too hyper"

I’m at the game awards pre-party and they’re letting me hang out with all the characters from my favorite intellectual properties

Every year I look forward to the Time Magazine Person Of The Year. As a smart human being who knows a lot about what matters on Earth, Time Magazine’s selection of their lauded “Person Of The Year” title is incredibly important to me. I am scared to make phone calls. I believe that dogs should vote.

me after driving for longer than one (1) minute

if you disagree with me about literally anything then you're a hater and you don't know ball

I think I am going to become a professional basketball player for the National Basketball Association. I'm going to become what many will consider "the goat" of the sport, in due time, because of my unrivaled skill, discipline, and perseverance. I will be balling out on a regular basis

Life Hack: you can disconnect your smoke alarms from the ceiling and remove the battery to make it stop that annoying chirping sound from ever happening again

n-no!!! No!!!! that’s not true!! i…i just wanted to watch a funny movie and….and she just happens to be in the movie!!! …and yes she is naked in it, but it’s plot relevant!!! It’s plot relevant!!!!

yeah it wasn’t good. a few funny moments, and jennifer Lawrence is charismatic enough to carry some scenes, but obviously very predictable and paint-by-numbers. like I said, it was just ok

j-law needs a car so she can drive for uber in order to pay her overdue property taxes so she answers a want-ad for some rich ppl offering a Buick in exchange for fucking their loser kid so that he can be prepared for college and then they both learn some life lessons along the way. it was just ok

for some reason I decided to watch that movie No Hard Feelings with jennifer lawrence where she gets paid by some rich parents to fuck their nerdy son. it was just ok

little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.so...• 1h You can leave an even number of dogs in a hot car. They cancel out 1 15 Expression in words @thisnewlife.bsky.social Follow ? Dec 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM 1 like 1 little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.... • now An even number is anything divisible by 2 ①

optional????

3 giggling teenage girls just took a photo of me in the parking lot as I was walking into a grocery store. do you think they thought I was:

a.) a murderer stalking them in the night?

b.) poor and deserving of mockery?

c.) sexy marfanoid Bradford Cox of acclaimed 2000s art rock group Deerhunter?

🚨 NEW MIXTAPE DROPS TONIGHT! 🚨
'Why I Took Your Advice: A Tribute to Grandaddy'

14 songs we know by heart by one of our all time favorite bands. Listening party in the Discord 12am EST!

I am inventing something called Jokerpedia. it’s like wikipedia but for the Joker

belle

"Teach a man to eat and he'll shit for a lifetime..."

- excerpt from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 by T.A. Honors (2025)

ah ok that sounds true, and also real. They know best ☝️

might be doing too many sinus and tooth exercises, be careful

wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass

could be Butz on a butts or Bartz on a farts, impressive meme versatility

high praise coming from such a goated preener 🙏

I dreamt I posted on here "If you swallow too much air you'll float away" and while I'm pleasantly surprised by how coherent that is considering it came from a dream, it unfortunately is not really all that funny nor particularly clever or interesting. sorry everyone. guess I'll go fuck myself

(vecna lifts my body into the air, my eyes roll back in my head, and he starts telepathically snapping all my bones) umm yikes...not a good look!

and also there's no basketball games on thanksgiving, and there are almost no other food options because everything is closed. but that's it. All that aside, I'm Thankful as well. Thankful for indoor heating, cinnamon, and Lebron james. happy thanksgiving

the only thing I hate about thanksgiving is the food, the weather, the general interruption of my life by eating dinner at 2:00pm, having to leave my house multiple times, tv commercials, insufferable traditions like the parade and dog show, endless small talk, and no escape because nothing's open

a plane is taking off from an airport runway with a building in the background ALT: a plane is taking off from an airport runway with a building in the background

they’re eating Time Turkey

wonderful idea