Toretha

TFW you order groceries delivered and think you ordered four potatoes but actually you ordered four bags of potatoes so now you have to make and freeze four bags with of twice baked potatoes

When you recognize a childhood favorite book and it just make the fake cover funnier

Awww my friend sent me a postcard from that one!!

I agree when I like the pictures? If I disapprove id rather just color

I really love the sprayed edges trend

Things I have not framed or hung:
My legal diploma
My college diploma
Any training completion certificates
Any awards BUT ONE

Things I have framed and religiously hang in my office:

Certificate of endurance from the exhausted minute taker making fun of us for the longest meeting on record

Heck as a sex adverse asexual who prizes efficiency this seems one of the most sane reasons to have sex I've heard of

I am. Concerned about your work environment and offer geek sensitivity training on the differences between Star Trek and Star wars and important facets of both at a very reasonable price.

I'm a lawyer in a film. I have perfect hair and wear ridiculously tailored suits. Following a montage of paperwork and my assistant bringing coffee, I do dramatic things in court rooms while the camera periodically hones in on onlookers to tell you how you should feel about what's happening

Gotta admit, given how much Jenny loves recs, it's fun to tease her, even if it is very mean of me!

Oh you have but it's still funny! Especially since I'm rarely like THIS IS JENNY'S THING

Which you will say, but I did read it! And you did but it had nothing to do with repeat recs which you did not remember getting

White cat.

though I have very little evidence that bothering JENNY about books results in her reading them sooooooo

Therapist: so what are you going to do to take care of yourself this weekend?

Me: I made a stack of 20 books and a stack of extras to top off the stack and got out 20 sided dice and will use it to determine what books I read all weekend

Therapist.....How many books are you expecting to finish???

Im aroace and have started reading books with mcs like me and started crying because I so badly needed those books when I was a baby queer because I recognized the experiences id never seen them, your voices matter and if they can make the difference for little me, they can for little someone else!

You have just gone through the exact thought process I did only I saw sword heart and had an interim question if if renay had gotten horses confused with people turning into swords, even though Ursula Vernon is Not Big On horses apparently

Love the title for that one - enjoy redemptor! Have you not read it??

Yeah I put that reasoning around reading secretary hand. Useful for old manuscripts, not something everyone needs to learn because of that

Researcher interviewing me about work topic: so outside of this specific area we've been talking about what are your top two opinions? I bet you have a lot of them

Me: about work topic or generally? Because if it's general opinions let's let me tell you about murderbot and why you should watch it

Please report back on your findings

lets talk on big issue for artists, REVIEWS. lot of discussion on how to feel about these things when youve put so much work into your art. usually buds will assure you 'dont worry, that negative review is wrong,' but i disagree. i think it is important to remember that NEGATIVE REVIEWS are correct

This is super unenticing because if I wanted those things I could have them without ai???? I know what food is healthiest I just don't always want to eat it! Same for exercise ?equipment? Why would I want that instead of my craft room?

At least make your bad case include an end goal you'd enjoy!

God what a great comedian. Literally he came up in multiple ways in my first amendment class in law school, all of them funny and good

Cat: walks all over me purring, grooming my hair and occasionally biting my hair to pull me out of bed

Me: remember when I first got you and you were shy and retiring?

Cat: sits on half my head, chirps a trill in my ear and starts loudly grooming herself and purring

WHO ELSE IS AT THIS PARTY??? am I bringing a book to read with boring people, to coo over with friends who know it or for recs???

For myself at boring party: artificial condition, I love ART so much

For cooing, probably the same and/or all systems red

For recs: all systems red or the akata series

You and Jenny!

(But really I love DWJ also)

Oooooooiiio

AND would you need to take some affirmative action to confirm your acceptance of the contract besides living here? Like maybe it only works once you register to vote or take an action buying into the government, or maybe affirmatively choosing to live here rather than just being born....

BUT THEN WOULD IT ONLY WORK IF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WAS HOLDING UP IT'S SIDE OF THE DEAL???