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Lev Mirov

@thelionmachine.bsky.social

poet, novelist, graduate student, time traveler. in my sock knitting era. Jewish genderfluid bone wizard writing queer trans speclit in hell. Medievalist inexplicably writing a dissertation about Anna Akhmatova's queerness. no English pronouns, thanks.

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That's just the correct way to consume salt and vinegar chips though.

07.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if I had taken a normal camera eats first waffle photo this weekend and posted it before loading bluesky 😭

07.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have the jaw strength to do it to a rock solid waffle but I respect it

07.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That said, the correct way to eat a frozen waffle is plain, in hand, immediately out of the toaster, that's probably my only genuine food perversion

07.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't trick me, all my weird food crimes are waffle related

07.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's dissing on jam as sweetener in tea? It's just delicious.

07.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the worst crime in English, to me. Surely it should be said "gayle"

07.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The same reason "gaol" is pronounced jail

07.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna watch the replay as a reward for finally finishing this paper.

07.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

06.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4181    πŸ” 1776    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15

We have sinned against you by quote dunking
And we have sinned against you by rage tweeting
We have sinned against you by omitting alt-text
And we have sinned against you by falling for clickbait
We have sinned against you with AI slop
And we have sinned against you by not just blocking that asshole

02.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
black and white drawing of an octopus wearing bespoke armor, wielding a lance. the armor also has crab pincers.

black and white drawing of an octopus wearing bespoke armor, wielding a lance. the armor also has crab pincers.

are you in need of assistance, mermailady?

the knight octopus will fight for your grace.

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03.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I've had to wait months and months for an MRI before, I know there's no way to get them faster when the facilities don't exist, but it is ENTIRELY possible to build more healthcare infrastructure so this stuff isn't a forever situation

06.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That is BULL SHIT and I'm incandescently mad they expect you to just hang out for another year

06.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no it's happening, I can feel it, I'm about to unlock the secret rite that summons Dionysus and turns us all into raging maenads

06.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rent and car have got to get paid ; $1180 needed as donations to GFM won't process in time #UrgentNeed #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid πŸ’Έ πŸ’•

06.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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06.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the life of me I cannot figure out why the stereotype of cold stern Russian mothers who never hug their children hangs onto the American imagination, because that's kinda just how ideal aristocratic parenting was in the West until after the 1940s.

06.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But as much as I enjoy writing it, I often do not enjoy reading it because at its worst it feels like another episode of a tv show where nothing important is allowed to change or matter

06.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No lie, it is one of my biggest challenges as a novelist because I *love* people walking around talking to other characters and slowly coming to an emotional resolution, and I also love circling plots that loop around a fixed event like hawks on a thermal vent trying to reach open wind

06.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking here of some pieces I've read about time travel or grief or samsara, it can be incredibly effective in visual media, it can work really well as a theme but for some reason it often flounders as a spec novel

06.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This plot structure is one of the things I think of as a hallmark of fanfiction as a genre; this specific experience is often delivered to perfection in fanfiction, but becomes weird in a novel with an original setting that isn't specifically and intentionally about that structure

06.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is INCREDIBLY bad news, I don't really know what I'll do if they don't reverse these bans.

06.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not okay with people primarily only asking you for things that are difficult or annoying or out of your control AND criticising how you are addressing a problem, genuinely, do not be a community moderator of a non-homogeneous space

06.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm furious, btw, the suspension is bullshit. One cannot moderate based 100% on "bad vibes" without taking into consideration the social context of the posters. Moderation is a bullshit hard horrible job and if you're thin skinned it's not the job for you.

06.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what it's like to be so ignorant of life you think that if you just get rid of the most popular high power users of your platform, you will no longer face criticism from your users.

06.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

related: stop saying karma to mean just desserts, you've put John Calvin in a saffron robe 95% of the time.

06.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I love all my witches but we gotta do better than the Victorians.

06.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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