mj

There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Small blonde boy seen from the back, sadly hunched, hands in the pockets of his hoodie, standing in the cold looking forlornly into the window of a candy shop, where everything is colorful and brightly lit.

Texas Democrats watching the election results from around the country.

This is such good baseball, i hate it so much

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

we are nearing the point where our robots can take your dog for a nice little hike while listening to your favorite playlist, giving you more time on the weekends for the important things like making sales calls

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

nanalan frowning really hard

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Disco Elysium is so leftist that the 4 founders split up into 5 rival studios. How they physically managed this I still do not understand. It's like something out of a failed algebra answer "invalid solution", but they pulled it off.

Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

henry with some fish

another fish for henry

what a peach

king

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

edited tweet by normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school

kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Same. In any election. For any office. This is my red line.

“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.

TIMELINE: ok i hear what you're saying. but what if things got dumber

Glad to contribute to your max gains in this important way.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Nowhere in America is the urban/rural divide more severe than in Texas. Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin — all pleasant, progressive, very blue, very large cities.

Exit the city walls and:

AP caption: “Racers take to the track during a preliminary heat during the “T-Rex World Championship Races” at Emerald Downs, Sunday, June 29, 2025, in Auburn, Wash. (AP Photo/Lindsey Wasson)” It’s like 20 people in T-Rex costumes at various spots across the racetrack as viewed from the side. Most of them are orange, but there are some green blue and purple ones and one skeleton T-Rex.

AP caption: “Racers are escorted to the track during the “T-Rex World Championship Races” at Emerald Downs, Sunday, June 29, 2025, in Auburn, Wash. (AP Photo/Lindsey Wasson)” It’s four T-Rex’s walking in front of some picnic tables the first two of which are purple the second two of which are orange and one of the orange ones has a pink tutu

Now that’s what I call photo journalism.
apnews.com/photo-galler...

anti-prime sale

FYI Bookshop.org has anti-prime free shipping rn!

(diss track response)
Alright
Uh huh, uh huh
So, you really hurt my feelings,

Hot. Commie. Summer.
Let's. Fuckin'. Go.

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

some weird orange backdrop at the front of a lecture hall of some kind and a full auditorium of people standing and applauding

Beto getting a standing ovation at a full house in Amarillo right now: "Imagine a Democratic party that fights...that no longer rolls over and plays dead..." In a riff on his stump speech, (whoever you voted for, you're in the right place): "If you voted for Bernie Sanders you were right all along."