Moxie Lola Carroll

Happy Ed Balls Day Eve!!!
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How many open their presents tonight instead of tomorrow morning?

Just a reminder that Ed Balls Day is only 2 sleeps away!!! #EdBallsDay

Larry has arrived!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @number10cat.bsky.social

My newest bit of jewellery matches my opinion of the current shenanigans. #EatTheRich

Instead of a blanket decided to make a temperature snake - each day's high temp is a stripe, with the rest of the body (and month dividers) in strawberry pink. January is now complete.

Wishing my friends celebrating around the world a very happy lunar new year - I hope the year of the snake is a happy and prosperous one for you all #LunarNewYear2025

We still have a week before the Winter Solstice, and sun is already in drive-by-and-wave mode.

I know I sound like I'm complaining, but actually I love it. It contrasts nicely to June when we only get four hours of darkness.

I have a fairly solid collection of Christmas movies (including Die Hard) - but I've never had any interest in The Muppet Christmas Carol. There, I said it.

Albert Finney's Scrooge from 1970 is the quintessential adaptation.

So this week I need to write a 2k art theory essay and prep for a timed take-home essay next Monday. This is an accurate representation of my current situation:

I do not understand people who don't feel this way.

The MST3k Turkey Day marathon is coming up soon. Also, I said cavalcade wrong in this but I said mostly all the celebs names right. And THAT is what’s important in showbiz.

a child 's drawing of a turkey made out of their hand with the letter m visible ALT: a child 's drawing of a turkey made out of their hand with the letter m visible

Even if I spend the rest of my life living in Scotland (and that's certainly the plan), this week reminds me that I will never escape being, essentially, American.

I had a mild version about a year ago, and I'd rather not run the risk of it returning... but maybe it's better not to risk my trip being ruined!

Well damn. I was thinking I could get the shingles vaccine when I'm in the US next month, but because I don't have US health insurance it would run me like $400 for 2 shots! 😵

Guess I'm waiting 'til I'm 65 and can just get it here.....

Mismagius, Lopunny, Roserade and Froslass

What drag race finales look like

Didn't do what schoolwork I should have done on Friday, or on Saturday. So clearly what I need to be doing today...

...is going to see Venom: Last Dance, followed immediately by Paddington in Peru. #DreamDoubleFeature

snoopy is dancing with his arms outstretched in front of a red background . ALT: snoopy is dancing with his arms outstretched in front of a red background .

Yay!!!

That's typically how I envision my cat's role.

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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

It certainly does my withered husk of a heart good to see so many of my favourite people showing up to BlueSky. Here's to finding some new favourite people, too.

I realize that we are occasionally given to hyperbole about the untoward nature of politicians, but let me be clear: Matt Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He is abhorrent. His eyes are permanently rimmed with the red rings of chemical boosters. In person, he smells like overexposed Axe Body Spray and stale Astroglide. The fact that he boasted on the floor to multiple colleagues in the House of Representatives of his methods of crushing Viagra and high test Red Bull to maintain his erection through his orgiastic evenings is perhaps the least offensive of his many crimes against womanhood and Christian faith. The man has less principles than your average fentanyl addicted hobo. He likes them underage and he’s not ashamed about it. Matt Gaetz isn’t just your average extreme Florida MAGA Man, he’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pursuing an ever-thinner nose and higher cheekbones at every opportunity like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers. Every Republican in Washington has an opinion about Matt Gaetz, and 99 percent of those opinions are “Keep Matt Gaetz away from my wife/daughter/friend and anyone I care about.” He is a walking genital, warts included as a bonus.

Holy sh*t.

This on Matt Gaetz just published by Ben Domenech is, well, quite something.

Domenech is Editor-at-Large at Spectator World and an influence Conservative writer.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social had the chance to do the funniest thing ever and he did it 💀

Time to wake this account back up. *waves*

Spotted at Poundstretcher...

What a ride tonight. ❤️❤️📡❤️❤️ Don't care what the haters are gonna say. #DoctorWho

Received a Covid booster yesterday. Yay! Feel like I was beaten with a bag of rocks today. Boo. #StillBetterThanGettingCovid