Allen White (A Guy On The Internet)

Last night, I dreamed that Nestle made a new product called "CILK". It was chocolate milk with a png of Big Chungus on the carton.

Here's my artistic recreation:

Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

Fun fact: this one take was actually 3 different shots stitched together. Reason being that the camera used for the taller aspect ratio (same one used for Oppenheimer) could only record for a minute and a half. The fact you cant tell its 3 takes is god damn work of magic I can't wrap my head around

Average person: "Oh shit, a vampire!"

Punkitt:

Every Resident Evil game ending:

YOU'RE COMING TO FCL???????

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Can we all go back to making angelfire sites?

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

I got an email saying that they cannot review email submissions, and only receive customer support questions through this form: dis.gd/contact

I would try submitting a complaint through there.

Last October.

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Previously

What did it smell like?

DMC 3

Guys, I need you to understand this. If Kerdly becomes canon, an army of redditors will hunt Toby Fox to the ends of the Earth.

If this happens, blood will be spilled and not in a good way.

Drinking one of these makes me want to run through a glass door like the fucking Kool-Aid man.

If your first experience with porn wasn't through a PSP's web browser, you never grew up.

Sorry, I get to make the rules.

NO FUCKING SHOT @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social PREDICTED THIS SHIT.

At least you ain't a sleepy penis

God damn. 78 and unc still got it

The First Time I Tried To Suck My Own Penis penguinz0 6.6M views . 7 years ago

Roses are red
There's no men on Venus
#YIAYrose

More Than 20 Report Burning Eyes After NFT Festival in Hong Kong (Published 2023)

You'd think that venues would've learned after those crypto morons nearly went blind in Hong Kong www.nytimes.com/2023/11/07/s...

I could see Alternatehistoryhub making this into an April Fools video.

"What if Four Loko was invented 300 years earlier?"

If I recall correctly, his final battle involved him being shot and stabbed over 30 times before someone managed to behead him. God forbid if he drank two of those cans beforehand, the bastard would've turned into the fucking Doom Slayer (assuming he avoids the whole beheading part this time).

Epic Fanfic level crossover @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social @melodynosurname.bsky.social

Politics is temporary.

OutKast is eternal.

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

Why did you post the moldiest version if this .jpg possible?