Allen White (A Guy On The Internet)

Archaeologists will debate the significance of this artifact thousands of years from today

Guy who listens to nothing but King Gizzard: "Man, this has some real King Gizzard vibes."

15 years later and I still have no idea how such a massive game was able to ship after only 18 months of development. NV has to be one of gaming's biggest miracles

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

262 pages. Over 20 victims.

If there is a god, I hope they condemn Shayy to an eternity of pain. I hope the next time I hear about Shayy is their obituary. I hope nothing but misfortune crosses their path for the rest of their pathetic life.

Rot in hell.

I didn't know Shayy personally, but their impact on the UT/DR community at large can't be understated. Dare I say it, I was a fan. Emphasis on *was*.

I wish nothing but anguish and pure suffering for this fucking sex pest. I hope the bastard crashes their Corvette into a tree and becomes paralyzed.

There are 3 constants in life:

Children are dumb.
Adults are dumber.
No one is dumber than Shayy.

The moral of the story is that pedophiles deserve the death penalty.

My own experiences with Shayy.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If anyone here is still using TT for whatever reason, just use this website instead. www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

I remember my older friends telling me for the longest time to just use TurboTax to file my shit. Low and behold, the moment the IRS started letting you file for free, those same friends backed off and pretended they hated TT from the start. What is it with major companies and brainwashing boomers?

Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.

#YIAYtweet

Jones Berry Lemonade soda let's me fulfill my dream of chugging Windex

One of my favorite jokes is someone describing something that's massive and ending it with "That's bigger than a football field!!!"

Mt Everest is 29,031.7 ft tall. That's bigger than a football field!!!

After over a year and a half of searching, I finally landed a package handler job at FedEx. I feel pretty damn good.

new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware

-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame

They started being expensive the moment they started checking eBay prices. I miss the good old days when I could walk into any location and buy an original Xbox for $20

Intrusive thoughts immediately went "PUNT HIM LIKE A FOOTBALL"

Thinking about the cursed Madonna toe sucking picture disc again

100% this.

When I was a kid, I'd always put on a fake smile whenever I got socks for Christmas. My mom, who could see past my façade, would always say "you're going to appreciate those a lot more as you get older".

I'm 28 now and can confirm that's one of the few things she was right about.

Car illiterate here: what exactly is this supposed to do?

I greened out hard yesterday. Kicked in while I was at my desk and I somehow woke up in my bed. This might be the closest I've come to sleep walking

Okay, turns out taking 20mg worth of THC infused pretzels after zero weed for months wasn't my smartest move

Back when I was 12, this was my go to "listen when I'm pissed off" song. Now I'm 28 and my new track is "Radiohead - How to Disappear Completely". I can't tell if I've gotten more or less jaded

I need to get shunted.

Me, age 9: "No, I swear I'm not the one who placed sharp rocks under the neighbor's tires to pop them. You gotta believe me."

My mom:

habby halloween

GIVE US MORE SEXY VAMPIRES