Ouija Bored

Of course, I forgot to keep a copy. If it’s accepted, I hope they’ll give me a copy!

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Fucked around and submitted a breakout session proposal on leadership for FLA. 🤷‍♀️

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At least here in FL the hurricanes cool us off.

Okay troll

I was at a gas station in Cape Canaveral on Tuesday and saw guy filling up wearing a SpaceX hoodie. He caught me looking at it, removed it, and threw it in his car. 🤷‍♀️

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I’m not like the other girls, I’m way more dysfunctional

“Engage the enemy”?

Don’t you mean CAPITULATE?

Miss me with this shit.

No fire detected. We suspect vaping.

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Fire Alarm! At the Library

Hey there! 👋

Selfie at work as I prepare for a program. I’m wearing a headset microphone.

Good Morning Bsky

No. But it would have been a better fortune than most I see IRL. 😂

A photo of a tabletop with a plastic takeout container in the background and a hand holding a fortune in the foreground. The message on the fortune reads: Seek help from professionals trained in mental health care.

Goodnight Bsky

A screenshot of a Craigslist ad. It here’s a map under the post. The headline reads: Be naked at my sister's wedding (lower east side) My sister is having a wedding in New Caanan ct in May. I want someone to be named in the woods and to run through the wedding in order to ruin it. I will protect you from my family.

This image will never NOT make me lol

Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness.

I think that a quality candidate being passed over because of their email address is…honestly, I don’t even know if I believe that actually happens. I shouldn’t have to worry that my bj69420@aol.com address is going to cost me a job. 😭😂

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“I’ve had multiple recruiters tell me this directly.”

A screenshot of a LinkedIn post. Matt Silvey in • 3rd+ Helping CFOs & Controllers recrui... View my services 1d • G + Follow Your email address is costing you interviews. I've had multiple recruiters tell me this directly. If your email screams: • High school AlM tag •"CoolFrank2002@..." (yes, l've seen it) •Or an sbeglobal, hotmail, AOL, earthlink, etc. ...you're raising red flags before anyone even opens your resume. I've literally been on calls with TA partners who said: "We passed. The email alone felt off." Here's why. Hiring teams make lightning-fast judgments. If they see an outdated or "young" email, they might assume: You're not current with tech You're behind on professional norms Or worse... they simply take you less seriously Fair? Not at all. But perception plays a big role in first impressions.

In today’s episode of “LinkedIn Ridiculousness”:

You could be the best candidate for the job and yet your (GASP) email address could sink you!

Farrant is such trash.

Lisa Simpson sitting, holding her knees and looking either exhausted or high

Goodnight Bsky, I finally get a day off tomorrow

I don’t have a cat badge. Ha!

I have a cat *pin*.

Car selfie

A closeup of my shark earrings.

Good morning Bsky. Shark Storytime today. Gonna blast Baby Shark so everyone in the library knows.

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I have the most amazing Library Director, I’m just saying

The misspelling really gets me 😂

A photo of the side of a building. Them text superimposed on it reads: THERE'S NO GURANTEE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER.

Good morning Bsky, here we go into a new week

Photos of 3 different servings of mint chocolate chip ice cream. The text reads: fuck you People who don't like mint ice cream share this post if you love Mint ice cream fuck yourself if you don't love MCC ice cream

Goodnight Bsky

Candy corn did nothing wrong

Oh no! 😟

A photo of five felt bats (each with a different ear color and three tiny hats. The hats go behind the bats and the storytime kids have to guess which bat each hat is under.

#StoryTime