🐑 A Sheep Puppet 🐑

(To be clear, I am being mean, and think the bonus sheet cards are lazy, ugly and shit)

An MTG card drawn in ms paint, featuring Fleems face really close to the viewer, mimicking the cruel tutor art from the avatar bonus sheet.

Im kinda fine with the bonus sheet card theme, but I just wish theyd cleaned the art up, redrew it or whatever. It could have been beautiful with a bit more effort. Hopefully they learn from this and we get beautiful art like the below in future in universe sets.

Fuck fireworks night. Im supposed to enjoy all these bright colours and loud noises? My puppy gf just shit herself then ran into a window!

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

I'm gonna paint an ornithopter over him

This is fine Flubs, the Fool
24 hour auction here:

ebay.us/m/EwynD1

Heather in a quite cute pirate get up, big red coat, shiny buttoned waistcoat and stylish tricorn hat

I put a shilling in your pint, come now, we're invading France

I have my gay little alters I use for pride events, with Gyome and Ygra, as characters from Delicious in Dungeon, having a gay little food date.

An MTG proxy for chun li, featuring the Pokémon hitmonchan

Threw this deck together from bulk in like 30 minutes. Let's see if I can make bracket 2 from vibes alone.

First of all, imagine how fucking criminal you'd need to be to ever join, and then see how fucking craven you'd have to be to have lived the last 2 years and not leave.

If you're in The Labour Friends of Israel, you aren't left wing.

I felt the same, and then couldnt get the lair :(

Probably some kind of plains, a mountain, an island, a swamp and a forest. IDK tho

Holy shit, someone at my lgs likes my tokens enough to swap some for a chrome mox!

I like Spiderman. I don't like UB. Influencers built a lot of good will with me saying it had potential, showing off cool cards.

The product let me down - the packs are boring, undraftable and stuffed with filler

First proper game on Pendragon last night and you know what, it feels like how edh felt in 2012 (complimentary)

An MTG proxy of Ragost. He is a shrimp floating in space, frying rice

An MTG proxy of the rollarcrusher. It features a shrimp on rollarcoaster in space.

A proxy of grafted exoskeleton. It features a shrimp with doc ock arms holding kitchen tools.

One of my partners has been building Ragost, but a few pieces haven't shown up in time. Thankfully I am an "artist"

That's when they start buying indie culture up for the same effect. It'll be skibidi toilet and fnaf and that dealio. Culture still exists, it's not made by big companies any more

By the time they do, we'll be too old and itll be zoomer nostalgia.

The front side of MTG card Peter Parker

The front side of the MTG card Gwen Stacy

The real tragedy with WOTC having pretty consistent print quality nowadays, compared to the 90s is that there is a infinitesimal chance I can find a misprint that has this front and this back:

The MTG card Leela Sevateem Warrior

God, I fucking love this guy. One of my favourite all time decks, paired with Leela, as a mass card draw "hug" deck. So good, so fun to play with and into, its just peak.

Hear me out, a 4/4 for WUBRG and it has an ability that lets you draw a card.

The art from the MTG card "Shell of the last kappa"

Who could have seen that this was foreshadowing?

Im so glad we added villain as a creature type just so we can sod it off again immediately.

As the sun sets on avatar, the sun sets on Lorwyn, and the next set arrives...

Could it not be?

An MTG alter of Thundering Raiju to feature the pokemon Raichu

Drawing every day in october is a lot of fun.

I mean, yeah, I work with kids.

But point being I don't even know anyone nostalgic for it, and wotc are sinking a lot of energy and money into making a TMNT MTG set

Like are the TMNT a bigger thing in the US? I do not know a single fan

Now look what you've done! "History" is crying in the corner!