Melpomene 🔒

The UK looking to solve its financial woes by plundering booty from desperate migrants like some kind of pirate is an interesting development

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Girl you can’t write worth shit!

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

This is utter madness. We have a *Labour* government that thinks it's a good idea to brief that they are inspired by Trump's immigration policies.

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

My reputation, it seems, precedes me.

You'll notice that there are certain demographics in society - the poor, immigrants, disabled people - who we are constantly told live on easy street with the government lavishing them with riches, and even after decades of policy designed to stop this, still have it way too good.

LOSING IT

The anti abortion movement has always been a terrorist movement. They've shot, murdered, and bombed doctors and clinics for decades.

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

@jameslark.bsky.social YOU!
YOU!
IT'S YOU!
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WROTE THE CHEESE SONG THAT HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME FOR TWENTY GODDAMN YEARS
SINGING IT VERBATIM FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M COMPLETELY INSANE
FINALLY I FOUND YOU

Sure, like how tonight I'm going to lie down and die but everyone including my replacement will think it's still the same me

I mean this is only compelling if you already share the same intuition about identity
My initial assumption was that this was supposed to be "and you see that this in fact the same"

in america they dont let you upload porn to the porn site

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

i suppose what i'm trying to say is that sex is a normal thing that happens and actually growing up in an household where sex was treated like a crime did far more long-lasting damage to my psyche and actually did not protect me from sexual abuse but permitted it to happen bc i had no language

a kobold found a soft blanket and has wrapped himself in it, smiling and making happy little squeaks

soon his denmates will find him and covet his precious blanket, but for now he is at peace and very comfy

when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >

Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...

New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...

So use cases have ultimately ended up going the way of "child sex offender Knight Rider" or "cursed toy", yeah this bubble is going to pop soon

It's so covered in bruises lmao

NO THIS ISNT FOR PUPPY PLAY LET A GIRL FUCK HER JAR OF PEANUTBUTTER IN PEACE, CHRIST

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

The only thing that makes me feel better about it is that I know how bad it wants me to fuck it but that's not what chew toys are for

My feelings about the BBC are largely in line with my feelings about the NHS.

I think it is vital we have a publicly owned and funded broadcaster and its enemies are my enemies, but I *detest* the way it's talked about as some gift to the peasantry we're supposed to be fawningly grateful for.

I can't believe Elon musk read the culture novels - wait what am I saying
I can't believe Elon had slap drones briefly described to him

Hhhthghh I woke up and mauled my chew toy but I don't WANNA maul it I wanna fuck it 🥺

It's so so good to bite though it feels amazing to sink my teeth into it