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Just months after Apollo 11, NASA sent men to the moon with porn strapped to their wrists As part of the most bonkers mission ever, NASA sent men to the moon with Playboy playmates strapped to their wrists. Fair warning: This post gets a bit NSFW.

Listening to the latest @boontavista.com intro screaming THEY TOOK PORN TO THE MOON over and over

www.businessinsider.com/nasa-moon-po...

If a child is old enough to reason with, then reason with them. If they aren't old enough to reason with, they won't understand why you just hit them.

they are now using the wicker man as a maypole, I'm not sure this is biblically accurate

Borderers. Imagine Morris dancers but a bit different

A guy in a wicker man costume walking down the street??

I'm in white people land, wish me luck gang

Capillary Blood Glucose. BG is even worse lol

BM is unlikely to be confused for Bowel Movement in context. Capillary Blood Gas however...

And my unpopular opinion is that it's still a better name for it than CBG 💅

I mean, we arguably do this for paracetamol in the UK too- but only the liquid. It's frequently called Calpol by parents and HCPs even when it's generic or a different brand.

A cropped Formula E headline from The Race: "Jaguar captures McLaren boss..."

Zak Brown has been killed and eaten.

have mclaren not suffered enough???

HARD CAT I LOVE IT

I love solving one quite big problem by causing another, much bigger problem

yeah fair you got me

How did they manage to find a stock image of a colon key that doesn't also have a semicolon on it? On an article about semicolons???

Pouring one out for all the people wondering how you would even notice that an escalator isn't working.

You have ADHD. Surprise.

The funny thing is that while all this is happening Big Ibuprofen are cackling in their autism-inducing lair.

Rocket is such a good leaf man. What if lettuce was spicy. We're living in the future.

there we go

RIP to Lando in five minutes when the papaya god smites him for balance

I just assumed that this existed for the longest time and it's genuinely wild that it doesn't. What could be the harm in putting a middleman between the safety guy and the driver of a zero-visibility rocketship?

at hashtag your party, the women perform labour while the men perform Labour

I can't even imagine it happening??

this is genuinely disturbing in a way that I can't articulate

Your Party in chaos as Zarah hits the nuclear option against Jeremy's team Zarah Sultana has called for a meeting with Jeremy Corbyn to discuss the future of Your Party as the situation descends into chaos

Good write up: www.thecanary.co/editorial/20...

same energy

It's time for environmental, social, racial and economic justice.

Anti fascist.

Anti racist.

And no boot licking.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

no I fear it's much stupider than that

excellent timing boss 🫡

is it still leftist infighting if at least one of you is a transphobic landlord

good grief you're only supposed to give it a quick sniff

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok