@elliot-bienen.bsky.social
Cincinnati sports fan. Here for a good time, not a long time. Bonus points for dog-related content.
Preach
04.12.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bold. And dumb. This front office is malpractice incarnate.
05.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As would I. It won’t make a difference bc the talent’s clearly lacking. But it shows that the FO gives a crap and is trying not to lose the locker room. But, we’re Bengals fans!
04.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes we know. It’s a deep flaw in baseball (not blaming LAD for exploiting).
02.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll repeat what I said last week: fire everyone. Clean house. It will NEVER happen, but one can hope.
02.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worst defense in the nfl. And it’s not close.
02.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 080 points in two games. A functional organization would have made coaching changes by now.
02.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lacking talent is one thing. Lacking effort and physicality is another. I’m very tired of watching this.
02.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fire everyone. Tell me I’m overreacting.
26.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No gap discipline and no physicality. Really upsetting to watch.
26.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t be worse!
07.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take it!!
07.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is certainly one of the strike calls! Unrelated: proofreading is important.
03.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m obviously biased but the penalties seem to really lean in the Browns favor.
07.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shane Gillis got swole lol
26.08.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never want to hear a word again about how good the bengals d looks in practice.
19.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shemar flashed *immediately* he starts over Murphy week 1
08.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Man I wish. Hope Golden changes some things up
08.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Mystery solved? 🤷♂️
07.08.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is so embarrassing
11.06.2025 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s Canadian. You’ve never met her
11.06.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nor is his attention span
07.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hunter Groin
04.06.2025 01:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is scientifically proven.
04.06.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been wondering lately whether the order of the first three Articles demonstrates the order in which the founders prioritized each branch (with Leg. being primary). I’m sure there’s a law review article on it I’m just too lazy to research. 🤷♂️
22.05.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get the sentiment but saying this on the day that two entirely innocent Israeli diplomats were murdered by someone screaming “Free Palestine” is gross.
22.05.2025 23:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0You have far too much faith in the 5th Cir. 😂
16.05.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who actually writes Per Carium opinions? Is there a rotation between justices or something?
16.05.2025 20:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…and now we’re back to being Reds fans again 💀
08.05.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nothing is clear about this whole thing!!!!
13.04.2025 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
