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Good.

Go ferral. You deserve it.

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people

Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama

.... kidding!

Yessss hehe

Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?

Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread

Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.

What if my systems are nervous

Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk

Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated

Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired

You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows

"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no

"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.

Society: be yourself
Society: not like that

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Thank you for contacting the abyss.
Your scream is very important to us.

"Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no?
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)

Well well well, if it isntthe feelings I supressed five months ago

Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.

It's a person in a trex suit, pole dancing lol

Thank you!

Where ya'll purchasing your audacities from?

Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: that won't be necessary

Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon

Friend: "I'm worried about you"
Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"

Why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes?

Kinda worried about something. Don't know what it is yet.