My preferred brand of sunscreen is my house.
13.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
12.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 654 🔁 85 💬 15 📌 7
Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
11.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Cat.
Enough said.
10.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Day 10 without coffee.
I lost hearing in my left leg.
09.02.2026 07:16 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Join out of curiosity, stay for the chaos ✨️
forms.gle/n9ekYw4xPYjf...
08.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Not dishwasher safe"
Me: You'll be okay, just do your best in there.
08.02.2026 09:12 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
My two moods:
1. "Hehe"
2. "Not hehe"
06.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry I can't go out tonight.
I'm at home sitting down.
06.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
05.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 61 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 0
Adulthood means hurting your back when you don't rest correctly
05.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"You gping to cry anoutit or boss up?"
"First of all, imma do both"
04.02.2026 05:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Testing... testing.
02.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've seen enough.
*unfocuses eyes*
01.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I want to be a croissant in Paris. Done with adulting.
31.01.2026 09:47 — 👍 358 🔁 23 💬 31 📌 4
If you see this, straighten your back you banana shaped f*ck
29.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
29.01.2026 07:55 — 👍 387 🔁 52 💬 9 📌 1
Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama because you're always peeing.
Stay hydrated everyone.
27.01.2026 12:17 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Mayonnaise is basically sandwich lotion.
25.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 36 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
Part of being married is asking the other person "where are you going?" every time they stand up.
25.01.2026 14:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Me stumbling out of bed*
"Deloris, hold my calls for today."
My house plant:
25.01.2026 05:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings i supressed five months ago.
24.01.2026 11:32 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
That's too sad 😞 RIP Steve ❤️
23.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No 🥹
I'm scared of spiders - more so than snakes.
23.01.2026 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No let's just keep calling it giggles because i refuse to accept anything other than that 😆
23.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Spiders giggle when they run away from you.
23.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
😳😳😳
23.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Right?!
23.01.2026 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Throw it in the bin
23.01.2026 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Love this, thank you!
23.01.2026 09:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mom of two 💕, Doodles mom, Important issues Veteran suicide awareness, Mental Health 🌈 , LGBTQ, Education, equality, and women’s rights is what makes me a democrat. Being kind makes me an atheist. No DM’s! NOT looking for a man!!
I am not a bear (he/him).
I am Antifa! Well read and informed. Lifelong KC Chiefs fan!
Intuitive clairvoyant & psychic medium ✨ Reading Tarot & connecting beyond the veil for decades. On a spiritual journey since childhood. My YouTube Channel is https://www.youtube.com/@NorthStarSpirituality
Charismatic megafauna
(she/her)
Modern Orthodox Designed Only for eXcoriating rebuttals. (Just kidding. I try to keep things polite.)
It's so freeing to be on a site that believes in content moderation.
Refugee | LGBTQ+ Human Rights Activist 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ currently in a refugee camp,advocating for dignity,safety & equality.
Fighting for LGBTQ+ rights in displacement.
Hopeful for a future where no one is forced to flee because of who they are.
#RefugeeRights.
Professional agent of chaos. I'm a greedy fat trolly guy who likes to say funny things. My therapist told me to express myself. You're witnessing the unfiltered result.
Frequent posts, questionable takes, guaranteed eye-rolls. Enjoy (or don't, idc).
Progressive Upstate New Yorker. Childless cat (and dog) lady, fitness enthusiast and travel lover.
History has it's eyes on you 👀
Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires.
Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
Associate professor of the History of Art and Asian Languages and Civilization & chair of Architectural Studies at Amherst College.
Radical leftist, Anti-MAGA anti-fascist, who wants equality and equity for all. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Human Rights For ALL HUMANS!!
Gamer/Writer, she/her.
My Youtube: https://youtube.com/@r.p.g.9748?si=CZrEhNZTQ0gZbKAN
Tempting the wrath of the whatever since the '70s. She/her. Bi/queer, Jewish, disabled ❤️ and T2D patient, #adultadoptee. Proud sister of @rivalconga.bsky.social. https://linktr.ee/nivcharayahel
Editor-in-Chief of @sentientmedia.org, the only nonprofit, nonpartisan news outlet reporting on factory farms and alternatives to the status quo. Tips to sentientmediatips@proton.me
Work Harder! Corporate profits depend on you!
she/her. baltimore. the horrors persist but so do we.
Musician, Bills Fan, Essayist, Shitposter.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
