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Silas Hansen

@silashansen.bsky.social

essayist, cat dad, Bills fan, dive bar connoisseur. he/him.

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BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.

16.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 989    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13

Man, when you’ve got the 30-40something guys in Calloway hats out to protest, you’re in trouble πŸ™ƒ

14.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

90% of people don't give a fuck about politics, they just want to raise a family and watch sports and live their lives in peace

But when you terminally fuck with their ability to do that in a direct and obvious way, they get VERY UPSET, and that is how revolutions historically happen

14.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A skirt and top set with the same color scheme as the blue/black or white/gold dress from 2015

A skirt and top set with the same color scheme as the blue/black or white/gold dress from 2015

It’s still blue and black.

14.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really fun to read this out loud.

14.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Best in Show. At least that many.

14.02.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Dahl never got over it. Never.

13.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, shut the fuck up.

12.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care if the hype is true, I think the money being funneled into AI should be spent on solving problems like hunger & homelessness & lack of access to medical care rather than on the small possibility that we'll have robot butlers in 10 years.

12.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Judge grants Mark Kelly a preliminary injunction against Hegseth, who is reconsidering his rank: "This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Sen. Kelly's First Amendment freedoms & threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees."

12.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2521    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

the bad Bunny show was so wholesome i found it a little boring tbh. i can't imagine the kind of wimp you have to be to find anything in there offensive.

11.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1267    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s crazy the sheer number of supposedly rational people who were like β€œok but it’s good at health stuff” early on.

10.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3058    πŸ” 915    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

I have two primary vehicles. One is an automobile, the other an e-bike.

Automobiles kill approximately 100 people a day in the US. E-bikes, fewer than 10 a year.

Guess which one has a speed limiter on it?

09.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I beg of you: learn some fucking critical thinking skills.

09.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid

09.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2626    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4
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Happy seventh annual Laura Dern Day, please be reminded that you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to watch this masterpiece *at least* once today!

09.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 840    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17

Ugh, I always forget that Meghan Daum is awful too now.

09.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so glad the Patriots suck tonight lol

09.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16949    πŸ” 3761    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 162

My theory that AI maximalists don’t know how to use a computer remains undefeated so far

08.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1197    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Truly he is the Best Bunny.

09.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

hindsight is 20/20 but maybe selecting university presidents on their willingness to debase themselves for private donor money is related to the current difficulties in defending academia from fascism

01.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15

Send Help, H is for Hawk, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Is This Thing On

Also, first watches for me but older: Licorice Pizza, There Will Be Blood

02.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus christ

02.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7181    πŸ” 1154    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 33

Fuck the Patriots.

31.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol why were the Mayflower folks NOT immigrants????

31.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gov. Gavin Newsom: β€˜I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy

www.sacbee.com

29.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6200    πŸ” 1150    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 141

"ICE has definitely gone too far but we still n-" no we don't. Whatever the purist version of what you think their job is supposed to be is, we don't need them for that. We can just get rid of all of it and put that money towards some, anything else.

29.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3168    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 18

Pics or it didn’t happen, Michael.

29.01.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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