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Neither can I lol. Friends will tell me “you can’t watch this movie.”

So just *try* the first one. It’s great and funny.

Have you watched The Babysitter and its sequel?

They aren’t parodies but great horror comedies.

The matching hat and blanket is adorable af.

For whatever reason, I didn’t care for Evil Dead or its sequel, but Army of Darkness is one of my favorite movies.

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He ran as someone who struggled for years to retrieve his own case records in his bid to prove his innocence

Funny story: I stopped by a local store a couple days ago and the associate remembered when I worked there 3 years ago.

We started chatting and lightly flirting. I complimented her ink. She wanted to call me Matthew and I said she’d need to earn that privilege.

Then I learned her age: 23.

FML

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*taps the sign*

I’m truly sorry for you and your family’s loss.

In my safe, among other things, are an autobiographical account of that part of my family’s history, written by him. The other is a 1940 HS annual called Stardust. He was the editor. One of the writers in it became my grandmother.

You’re welcome!

“when we were kids and everyone smoked and didn't use sunscreen.”

Sometimes it’s really amazing that we came out alive lol.

Have you looked at LL Bean? There stuff is 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

After I watched Band of Brothers, I asked my maternal grandfather “if I were to send you micro cassettes and a recorder, would you tell me about your time in the Philippines during WWII?”

His stories were AMAZING.

That’s wild

It’s actually 3 years for me as well. I’m old and can’t do math lol

A couple days ago, a colleague couldn’t believe I’m 49. She asked for my secret, which are good genes, hydration, skincare, and be kind.

And my laughter just woke the furballs.

So am I! By four years, damn.

*checks score*

I just had to be a Predators fan 🤦🏻‍♂️

Brendan Carr and I are the same age.

Yep. And frankly, this is why so many guys are wearing baseball caps in photos. They’re going bald.

Coffee is the worst choice in large quantities.

When Work Sister™️ and I get coffee on Fridays, I can only have a small cold brew.

You and I know our limits.

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

MOISTURIZE ME

My therapist has often said that some people, like me, are highly sensitive to anxiety or being uncomfortable. The slightest tinge affects me. So it’s good to have distractions before the feelings dissipate.

You have your book. And drink your iced cappuccino slowly 😉

Damn that’s good!

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

One of the other adult kids in the family is a therapist. He says exposure therapy is crucial to healing. When I told him I have a fear of being underwater, his response was: “we can fix that right now if I throw you into the Bay.” He was only half-joking lol

What the fuck is wrong with you?