Pinstripe Alley

it is nice to enjoy an evening where the Yankees aren't getting their brains beat in, and I hope you all are as well

every announcer calls dodgers games like they’re a scrappy underdog and not ten times the death star the 1990s yankees were

Two things true about Gleyber Torres:
1) He's had a great season that should've made a lot of teams feel stupid about not beating the Tigers' one-year offer
2) god love him, he's still Gleyber

"time to withdraw from public life"

that or Hal overruling Cash because it's bad for business or something along those lines, think it would take another early playoff exit next year at minimum though

oh to be clear I have no confidence in anything that dramatic happening

may they have a similar rally in them

CC Sabathia posts about a decade of sobriety

Hell yeah to CC.

especially the one where they canned their manager afterward, that's a nice parallel to consider

Yankees utterly dominated by Blue Jays and rookie Trey Yesavage in Game 2 drubbing A late-to-the-party offense and porous pitching have placed the season on the brink of disaster.

/gigantic fart/

LUKE WEAVER GOT AN OUT

it's not happening, but have you considered that it would be funny tho

RIP THE COMEBACK

BELLI HOMER THE COMEBACK BEGINS NOW

listen up asshole, they did get A HIT
(in the sixth)
(trailing 12-0)
(an infield single)

hahahahaha, BOY did they not do that

I believe that was entirely a Sevy job but yes

or how about this one, Brock Holt hit for the cycle, Austin Romine pitched, and the Yankees got pantsed by their biggest rival at home, and somehow this feels worse

legitimately one of the least competitive playoff games I've ever seen and I sat through Game 6 of the 2001 World Series

lol

well I did not have "Max Fried turns in even more of a dud than Luis Gil" on my BINGO card

For all the buzz around the Jays being scrappy and putting the ball in play, they've also already hit 4 homers in this series and the Yankees have 0.
So. Not good.

ernie from sesame street is smiling and wearing a colorful striped shirt ALT: ernie from sesame street is smiling and wearing a colorful striped shirt

gettin beat by this MF, feels bad

well that's a troubling start against Yesavage's splitter

good afternoon Yankees
please score some damn runs off the kid
thanks

do not blame our precious old man for Matt Strahm's sins

YouTube video by MLB 2009 ALDS Gm 2: Robertson pitches out of a jam

D-Rob's original coming-out party is now old enough to drive and the dude is STILL getting escaping jams in October

Yankees crushed by Blue Jays in Game 1 of ALDS, 10-1 Nothing went right for the Bombers up north for the series opener.

the yankees did not win the base ball game

I'm not even being sarcastic here, sincere thanks to Paul Blackburn for just wearing this one. Not fun to get your brains beat in, but there's no point going to anyone else.

Nathan Lukes got the big hit when Aaron Judge, Ben Rice, and Giancarlo Stanton couldn't. Woof.