Kno Won Uno

This is not just a lie, it’s laughably ignorant.

Stick with cement, stop trying to use words and communicate with humans.

Wow.
Wow.
I remember when she was diagnosed and how your family was affected.
Continued blessings to you & yours. 🙏🏻

Jobs!

Turns out she was a homeless person who lived on our front steps for about 28 hours.
Sometimes, she walked around back.
She moved on.

Ahem.
*PRESIDENT Underpants

What the actual fuck?
Did they also bring us the groundbreaking Morning Coffee.

I hate it here.

Jim: there’s no one there I really wanted to talk to

That sucks.
I hope you can peacefully enjoy your space when it’s all over.

Texas Republicans Right Now: “Democrats are interfering with our right to vote to interfere with Democrats' right to vote! NOT FAIR! Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa!”

No murders? I’m impressed.

With a wonderful secret.

Is this so when he “falls”, we already know that he likes to take little walks on the roof?

I kept a list for a while, but by now it would fill a library, so I stopped.
Some are funny, most are dumb.

Oy!

She’ll be on Lifetime and Hallmark and OWN, etc.
She’s genetically predisposed to do well there as love interest of:
-Christmas Prince
-Christmas Lumberjack
-Christmas Widower
-Country Boy Discovers City
-Former Jock/Broken Man
-Secretly Sexy Doofus Next
Door

(all male)

#RingTheBell

She’s a bloody moron.

Plus, you knew whoever you saw the next day had seen one of 3 things.
Our consumption now is so hyper-personalized that we lose commonality.
It might be worth the trade off or it might not🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyone who’s ever seen a YouTube AI cc knows you can’t use it for verbal translation without risk.

I wonder if you can watch your pet get eaten on livestream.

*Schwarbomb

*no
No wise man

The wise man has the power.

Every time Schwarber hits, I happen to not be looking at the screen.
I get an alert, a fly lands on my glasses, I drop the remote….always something.

I’m now convinced I have to look away when he’s up.

Is that all she brings? Then yes, she’s a mistake.

I was born in Harrisburg.

I was surprised to see Stelson run.
She was a journalist for WGAL in Lancaster for a couple of decades.

I’m surprised he didn’t mention her cleavage - maybe there wasn’t a photo with his ‘briefing’.

They better get the church bell chimes numerically accurate.

I had to stop to breathe.

He looks good.