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@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social

Writer of fictions and things / slayer of small literary journals and music mags / host of the Cinema Shame podcast / @007hertzrumble on the Twitter / creator of #Bond_age_ / collector of physical media / imbiber of coffee and bourbon

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The website has been sanewashing Trump, too. It was the one news app left on my phone. I deleted it after they treated the East Wing like an episode of Property Brothers.

05.11.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

05.11.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7429    ๐Ÿ” 774    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Farewell sweet Prince

05.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4366    ๐Ÿ” 666    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Does he know how to laugh?

05.11.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got a new phone for the first time in five years, so like an old fart with a greater sense of mortality Iโ€™m mostly excited I can stretch time on the lock screen.

05.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean Iโ€™m in awe. The longest text Iโ€™ve ever sent was prob three sentences with maybe MAYBE two emojis.

05.11.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably not. At the presser fer sure, tho.

05.11.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s fucking dedication to the art.

05.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He just now hearing about it.

05.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

05.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8432    ๐Ÿ” 951    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

Itโ€™s a weird system. Iโ€™ve never thought so much about judge retention. The joys of 2025.

05.11.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You never know until you know โ€” and they were throwing money into this race. Itโ€™s nice seeing these asshats burn money on 30 point losses.

05.11.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are more of us than there are of them.

05.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30703    ๐Ÿ” 4971    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 396    ๐Ÿ“Œ 245

May all terrible people be sad tonight.

05.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 701    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your childrenโ€™s children,

27.06.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2280    ๐Ÿ” 476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

How do I swear fealty to this King?

05.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m surprised I hadnโ€™t heard anything about it before this Criterion playlist. A real gem.

05.11.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was not ready for this.

04.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot is owed to Clifford Odetsโ€™ script. There a messiness and unpredictability to the narrative that only a relative outsider could have offered.

And Hayward is clearly having fun with her strong character. Some of her line deliveries are absolutely delicious.

04.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was really down on my new movie selections late, but DEADLINE AT DAWN (Harold Clurman, 1946) โ€” currently streaming on the @criterionchannl.bsky.social โ€” totally changed my fate. Itโ€™s a fun, ambling โ€œone crazy nightโ€ noir with deliciously purple dialogue and great leads in Hayward and Lukas.

04.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no one will be surprised. The next Dem must add monopoly busting to the platform like itโ€™s 19-OH-FUCKING-ONE.

04.11.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. It rules. Such a satisfying conclusion.

04.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw this on an individual social level, too. My friend group in school was black and Jewish and, well, me. Oh, and the Polish kid from Hamtramck. I miss this dynamic โ€” one of the things that made the city such a great place to grow up.

04.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only we had a rule for something like this.

04.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t think I could love Mamdani more โ€” but this made my heart swell three extra sizes.

04.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope is good. We need more.

04.11.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s memorable not because of my Memories chat, but because we both lose our minds over TIPTOES.

04.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2003 Shamedown Podcast Episode ยท Cinema Shame ยท 11/01/2023 ยท 2h

If you need a hype man, I talk about my first watch of MEMORIES during this especially memorable @cinemashame.bsky.social episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

04.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But itโ€™s so fucking good.

04.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasnโ€™t prepared for that conversation. Not even the LMAO! prepared me for that.

04.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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