Me: I wish I was the richest person in the world!
Genie: Look I don't usually do this but I should warn you that it does mean you'll become Elon Musk.
Me: Ok, make me the second richest!
Genie: *Takes off glasses and rubs his temples* Talk me through the time travel thing again.
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I sort of think you miss the point of a 'cover'. Saying it should or shouldn't be a certain thing is reductive, gatekeeping and pointless. Any art is subjective to interpretation and reinvention. The original concept becomes moot at the point of its introduction to an audience.
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Doesn't the song's strength lie in the fact it can be about both without materially changing the lyric?
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I had obviously discover ClipArt on Word!!
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Is it weird I think the new #mogwai tune reminds me of Fix You by Coldplay??
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To be fair, she does look like a chicken / resemble a chicken / appear to be a chicken
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But let's be honest, it *sounds* better.
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It's in the cupboard under the stairs mate.
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Move along pal.
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