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Pete Souza posted a “remembering when” post about Obama checking in on a woman who fainted during a speech, so it seems the orange shitgibbon did something awful shitty to someone who fainted or was woozy maybe?

Nothing like scrolling TikTok and realizing I have unaddressed trauma from my husbands 2022 hospitalization. Love this for me.

I didn’t read carefully so my papel picado no está papel, but we’re getting ready for the girls to visit home Monday #DiaDeLosMuertos

The cramps and Saturday boredom aren’t helping with my grumpiness, either.

in the morning that aren’t ridiculously priced and I’m so disappointed because I actually have been wanting to play Stonecreek and it was going to be a smaller group of people we enjoy and now I have NO GOLF TOMORROW.

Massively first world problem, I know but I’m just UGH mad.

So I texted H today to see what the plan was and he said he doesn’t have one. So now I’m furious because there were tee times on Tuesday and also on Wednesday and on Thursday. Things were getting slim and pricey yesterday. If I’d known, I would have taken care of it. So now there are no times

what he needed from us and also, did have tee times for Stonecreek. He answered me about the tournament but not Stonecreek. So I followed up Thursday. He tells me H was going to take care of it. So I texted H. He said Stonecreek was down from the AWS thing and he was going to call tomorrow (Friday).

I need to vent a sec. The course where we play Sundays is closed for overseeding this week and next week. Last week, some of us made “plans” to play another course (Stonecreek) tomorrow. We also agreed to play in a tournament. So Tuesday, I texted the guy who told us about the tournament and asked

Pets come home on the 27th and I am feeling bittersweet about setting up my ofrenda for my girls. Last year, I was in such a fog from losing them and the new job and fucking everything that I didn’t do one. I have a plan for it and I hope Monday will be a time of peace #diadelosmuertos

Morning news: “the East wing of the White House is now a pile of rubble.”

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱

He called me by my government name like 3 times today and while I get it, I also hate it. My name is Tits, sir.

Proof I know @garykolache.bsky.social - we went to see Pete Buttigieg at the Arizona Speaker series last night and finally remembered to take a selfie.

Probably exactly zero of you care but this is my Twitter so you get my word vomit.

Swapped out the nose piercing jewelry Thursday. It’s been smooth sailing since. I don’t feel like I slept great in the wee morning hours of last night, but readings from the machine don’t indicate a huge failure. BP readings aren’t budging yet, but it’s been a wild week.

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Some B can’t find invoices and that’s somehow a training opportunity for MY team?! I think the fuck not.

Let me tell you how my day is going. I just sent a calendar invite to the IT guy titled “YIKES! Help! Duplicates!”

Yeah maybe. I know I haven’t tried a lot of different masks, but I really like the nose pillow one. And also I have a 20/20 seal per my app so I’d like to be able to continue using it. Yay, adulting!

On a call with a supplier, the guy said “that was a joke” like 3 times and after the last time, he said “tough crowd.” Maybe you just aren’t funny, my dude.

Totally. And I doubt they would listen, but given the chance to give that feedback, I will.

It’s not my nose generally that hurts, but specifically my nose ring hole from having the ring pushed against my nostril. I’ve been thinking about changing out my jewelry anyway, so this might be the push.

My insurance opted for the Figure It Out At Home approach to fitting and calibration. I’m lucky Dan had supplies he wasn’t using and I could control the mask part. I absolutely would have been someone who gave up after a night or two.

Swapped out to the small. Is this what it’s like being 40+? Excited to try a new CPAP accessory? Whatever - if I sleep well I’m fine being boring.

Finished out my first week. Getting up in the morning feels easier. My nose ring is super sore from the nose pillow. Still brain foggy and I haven’t lost 20 pounds yet but I’m sure that’s next week.

Dan’s suggestion was to stand up, scream “what fucking email?” and just leave for the day.

I finally figured out how but I had a chronological inbox. Some random email from March of 2024 decided to be unread all of a sudden.

My Gmail is telling me I have one unread email and I can’t find it and that might be what sends me over the fucking edge today.

Third night felt better but score overall was a little lower. I’m hopeful for tonight.

The fastest/best golfers in our league go out first. The Regina George of the group invited Dan to play with them weeks ago but it hasn’t worked out.

He’s playing in the first group of our golf league, which is generally the best players. He was invited to play with them a few weeks ago.

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It’s happening! Dan’s in the first group!

Is there a TLI perimenopause group?