Weaseliscious

There can be more than one gay couple!!!!!

Joe can still chuck it far. Higgins and Chase can get em.

Ruin their draft position with two meaningless wins.

1950’s style clip art of a woman winking. Written beneath: Only dickheads and fascists use A.I.

.......for now.......

No I'm kidding. She's a woman and the circles she runs in will only let her get so far.

A reunion of the old IO open mic I ran 12 years ago!

The president of the United States make me think differently.

Drink heavily

Seattle Spent Millions on Hotel Rooms to Shelter Unhoused People. Then It Stopped Filling Them. Early last year, the city signed a $2.7 million lease extension to continue using a hotel’s rooms as shelter space. Yet despite committing to pay the rent, the city stopped sending people there.

NEW: After paying for hotel rooms to shelter homeless people, Seattle deliberately left them vacant.

By the end of 2024, taxpayers were spending $4,200 a month per empty room at a time when thousands of residents were without a roof over their heads.

quote from book THEY KNEW about grim realities of secession in the US, written in 2021, published in 2022, applicable to now

Do not fall for secessionist propaganda or “Texas is invading Illinois”! Pay attention to who is saying this, who is screwing you over, and what their end goal is.

Truly surprised how long it is taking. Hollywood has really lost its edge.

Do you have a timeframe for this? I want to put it into my calendar.

"Multi millionaire jock experiences life like a regular schmuck for a day and considers it a travesty"

I worked at a theater in Amsterdam and we had a light guy who never pulled a black out. Because he didn't understand humor he slowly faded everything. Not great for improv.

If he's willing to die I'll take it.

It can be both?

Nebraska did the same thing to the big red cobcast.

I've had a "pit viper" in my pants my whole life!!!

HEY-OOOOOO!!!!!!!

How about "simp to a pants shitter"?

Mothers and Fathers. Please love your children so they don't end up like every single member of the current administration.

just saved this number to my phone !

It's what he was paid to say. Essentially.

I saw Chapelle completely alienate an audience in Wisconsin at a Farley tribute show many years ago. He was supposed to do 30, did 75. tearing everyone there down while he smoked a pack of cigarettes.

That would've been hard for him to do there.

Ohhhhh man I wanna know who the cop turned out to be.....

@jasonv.bsky.social

Not sure what this mantis killed or scavenged or shit out.

Figure you might.

Quote card from FPF Advocacy Director Seth Stern

Journalist Mario Guevara is being deported because the American government punishes reporters to protect its own power.

We should all be outraged.

freedom.press/issues/mario...

I can think of something...

Then what happened?

Hardline Catholics HATE it when their Popes expect them to act how Jesus said they should.

He's consistent....

Where is Matt Rhule?!?!?!