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“They should be grateful. I’d give anything to see my grandfather dance with Peter Griffin again.” Phil Chamblee, Lunch Fetcher

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage
https://theonion.com/ai-deepfakes-of-dead-celebrities-spark-outrage/

"Oh if I had wings like this dove, for then I would I fly away, and be at rest"

I found more joy in life this way.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

Massive tone shift in the Portlandia reboot.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

the real heroes are drivers who don’t take traffic lying down, they’ll risk dozens of close scrapes just to finish traffic 3 or sometimes even 5 car lengths ahead of all us simps

if you’re out there reading this I just wanted to let you know how impressed we all are that you’re so good at traffic

Comic. [Large panel showing curve of Earth with upward opening curve below the surface labeled “constant curvature borehole.” Two smaller overlaid panels show (1) People next to machine on tracks with a tube pointed to the ground labeled “directional drilling rig” and (2) Earth with a ring embedded in it.] [caption] Good news: Geologists have decided that Earth is finally old enough to get its first lithosphere piercing!

Piercing

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

The fan who caught and returned Mike Trout's 400th home run ball had one small request from the 3-time MVP.

He wanted to play catch with him 🥹

Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance

Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance https://theonion.com/joe-burrow-frustrated-hospital-wont-take-bengals-insurance/

Pay attention to where your money goes, and lots of things begin to make a LOT MORE sense.

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

~Oh, boy!~

The real face of the aliens when you put on the special glasses in the movie THEY LIVE

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"There's no way these cards were shuffled. It's preposterous!"

YouTube video by Channel 80 Jello Biafra on the chilling effect censorship has on artists (Early '90s interview) #jellobiafra

Jello Biafra 1990s
youtu.be/wKXk8h_sabw

That's what she said

but…but there were only four people in the room when i took these pictures

Brilliant. I don't even wash my car all that often, but now I feel a little invested.

Is it a chain? A one-off? Common for the industry in KC? I'm surprisingly curious.

Pretty sure he got two pancakes on the same block.

YouTube video by Zeitoun Pictures “The Glance” a short film by matthew zeitoun

If you got 6 minutes; watch my short film. youtu.be/Iqng_Ll_l7A?...

They don't like it when I call the computer The Porn Machine but how am I the weird one when there are sickos out here using The Porn Machine to write Op/Eds in the Washington Post?

Wish I'd have seen this sooner.

Need to just combine them into a coffee shop car wash.

NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts

NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts

An absolute MONSTER of an October!

The Onion: Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

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