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I’m glad dwerking came in style during Bad Bunny’s touring cycle cuz damn

12.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Used & Pain Of Truth Among Latest Additions To 2026 Vans Warped Tour The Used, Pain Of Truth and DeathByRomy join the growing 2026 Vans Warped Tour lineup spanning Washington, Long Beach, Montreal, Mexico City and Orlando.

The Used Join Pain Of Truth, DeathByRomy & More For 2026 ‘Vans Warped Tour’

11.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not letting no one stay for free😤

12.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not cute enough, should of knelt at his feet and licked his shoe if he wanted protection

12.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me schedule posts @bsky.app

12.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn, they really paved paradise and put up a parking lot

12.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

For it is a child and doesn’t understand privacy

12.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t go yet, I haven’t finished reading Naruto

12.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn I think I’m losing it, maybe I can just drive my car into the wilderness and live there till I get shot by cops or ice

12.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liberals please stop talking about Kamala I’m tired I’m tired I’M TIRED #shutup

29.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is there so much dust in my house. Who put it there? I’ll kill you

27.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

24.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 34291 🔁 6823 💬 764 📌 200

Twitter screenshot. “The worst she can say is no? But what if she says “I support ice agents””

Davinki Twins

24.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 3347 🔁 247 💬 30 📌 6

Getting fired on MLK day is crazy. That’s a hate crime

19.01.2026 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full.

The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.

19.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 974 🔁 228 💬 15 📌 30

My dream is to meet a bodega cat in person 🙏🏾

19.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo just let me have savings 😭😭😭

19.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*sigh* we’re back to bum status

19.01.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love all boobs. Small boobs, big boobs, girl boobs, guy boobs

18.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But then why does my ass feel squeaky clean ✨

17.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe if I can dissociate hard enough I’ll wake up to a well paying full time job

17.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It I ever start simping for a politician please put me down

17.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who wants to go to work my shift for me while I go back to sleep? #fairtrade

06.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Work will be the death of me

06.01.2026 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

05.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 643 🔁 102 💬 5 📌 3

Any man that dribbles on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up should be put on a list for castration

05.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Driving in the south is like driving through hell

28.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky

28.12.2025 17:01 — 👍 366 🔁 21 💬 37 📌 6

nvm

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