David Harper

I volunteer in a charity shop. We often get asked if we allow dogs in. I always reply "if they keep control of their humans"
Even the Harris Hawk which pooed on the floor was less trouble than many of the adults.

Always euros, on a non-fee card

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Divo!

Hey, have you got the new book on curing constipation?

- It's not out yet.

Yeah, that's the one

Was that for the Late Bloomer album? Timing seems about right...

2. I worked for a mutual all my working life.
I also chose mutual life assurance policies, although sadly all those companies sold out

I’m so incredibly tired of giving respect to a lot of delusions and crazy ideas just because they are regarded as religions.

Listen.

I tried the “faith” thing.

It’s just the idea that an all powerful being able to break natural law that created everything bcs it says so in a poorly written book is completely ridiculous and ludicrous. Bonkers.

In-fucking-sane.

No where near reality.

An unreasonable point of view.

I'm too busy reading to keep a tally

A copy of the book Intermezzo by Sally Rooney

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I almost wish I had a DNA link to "petrified wanking guy"

I long for the old days when millionaire vanity spends were on art galleries and libraries

Poets I read a lot:
Wendy Cope, Kate Fox, Roger McGough.

Recommendations?

I'm a bit of a book addict.
I'll probably die with at least a 3m pile of unread books.
Favourites are well-crafted crime/police procedural, and modern novels.
John Irving, Salman Rushdie (when I'm in the mood for long-form plots), Iain Banks, Ian Rankin, Robert Rankin, Joanne Harris, Peter May

Ouch