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Blue jays save me
Save me blue jays

01.11.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the mountain goats bc they're really like you can write songs about anything you want. "I'm in the repair bay casting spells" hell yeah brother. i'm with you. I'm transported

31.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A COINTELPRO dispatch in which the FBI's Houston division reports that New Left/SNCC activists like to "nightly imbibe in a combination of 'pot,' robitussin and wine from which concoction they reportedly get their 'kicks.'"

A COINTELPRO dispatch in which the FBI's Houston division reports that New Left/SNCC activists like to "nightly imbibe in a combination of 'pot,' robitussin and wine from which concoction they reportedly get their 'kicks.'"

Losing it at these COINTELPRO dispatches in which FBI agents discover the enduring Houston spirit to lean

26.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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watching the texans again

26.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A shot of some yucca with mountains in the distance

A shot of some yucca with mountains in the distance

My view hearing "I wanted you to love me like you used to do"

26.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lisa Simpson with her eyes closed listening to music while floating in space

Lisa Simpson with her eyes closed listening to music while floating in space

Listening to all hail west texas going through west texas

26.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. "Gonna get a huge pickup to drive to my office job" guys are the fastest growing demographic. Car companies call them "never/nevers", owners who answer on surveys that they never tow and never take the trucks off-road bsky.app/profile/dias...

25.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 432    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A text from my mom. She asks "Why couldn't this have happened in LA???"

A text from my mom. She asks "Why couldn't this have happened in LA???"

my mom isn't happy that dodgers fans are sad far away, she wants them to be sad close up

25.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 920    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I felt the video game achievement when I bought art in marfa. "Increased level - Texas hippie" showed above my head

24.10.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gilded Age ass president

24.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
21.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 435    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The rockets will Save Me

21.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Seattle lost to all who celebrate

21.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending celebratory "Seattle lost" texts to all my friends

21.10.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My goat sting washed ๐Ÿ’”

21.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Springer the man you are

21.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now you gotta watch all of the x files for the vince gilligan written episodes

21.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ryan Coogler Is Rebooting The X-Files for His Mom Ryan Coogler says heโ€™s rebooting โ€˜The X-Filesโ€™ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and sheโ€™s already read some pages: โ€˜Sheโ€™s fired up.โ€™

Ryan Coogler says heโ€™s rebooting โ€˜The X-Filesโ€™ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and sheโ€™s already read some pages: โ€˜Sheโ€™s fired up.โ€™

20.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1905    ๐Ÿ” 390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 311

the AWS outage cut you off from your friends because you're friends with AI chatbots. the AWS outage cut me off from my friends because all my homies use signal. we are not the same

20.10.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 761    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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In Senate bid, Wesley Hunt pitches himself as younger Paxton Hunt, 43, said his entry into the race to defeat U.S. Sen. John Cornyn guarantees that a โ€œconservative warriorโ€ will be Texasโ€™ next senator โ€” and that only he and Paxton fit the bill.

one cannot simply claim to be a "younger ken paxton." the title must be earned. have seven of your top deputies risked their careers to report you to law enforcement for abusing your office?? no?? keep working

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/17/w...

19.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No hate towards the English dude who lives in Texas and made his whole social media about it, but Texans need to stop eating that shit up! We must resist listening to people gas us up, our egos are already too big

18.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

14.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2828    ๐Ÿ” 876    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

16.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7520    ๐Ÿ” 1276    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

I can afford one but as someone who didn't grow up with that kind of money it's a bit stomach churning to spend that much on a laptop even if it's worth it

16.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I installed linux to avoid windows 11 but the build quality of my laptop case is so bad I'm gonna have to switch to a macbook ๐Ÿ˜”

16.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where thereโ€™s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

16.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3638    ๐Ÿ” 1265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

i love shima shinya's art and paneling so much, i cannot wait for this

13.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใฎไปฎ่ฃ…ใ‚’ใ—ใฆ้›†ๅˆๅ†™็œŸ้ขจใซ้›†ใพใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใฎใ‚ขใƒˆใƒชใ‚จใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใ‚ฏใ‚ฟใƒผใŸใกใ€‚ใ‚ญใƒผใƒ•ใƒชใƒผใฏใƒžใƒƒใƒ‰ใ‚ตใ‚คใ‚จใƒณใƒ†ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒˆใ€ใ‚ชใƒซใƒผใ‚ฎใ‚ชใฏใƒžใƒŸใƒผใ€ใ‚คใƒผใ‚นใƒ’ใƒผใ‚นใฏ้ฌผใ€ใƒใ‚คใƒใƒผใƒˆใฏใƒ˜ใƒซใƒกใ‚นใ€ใ‚ฏใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚นใฏใƒดใ‚กใƒณใƒ‘ใ‚คใ‚ขใ€ใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚ฟใฏ็‹ผ็”ทใ€ใƒฆใ‚คใƒ‹ใ‚ฃใฏใƒ•ใƒฉใƒณใ‚ฑใƒณใ‚ทใƒฅใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒณใ€‚ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆไธŠ้ƒจใซใฏใ€ŒHappy Halloween!ใ€ใฎๆ–‡ๅญ—ใ€‚

ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใฎไปฎ่ฃ…ใ‚’ใ—ใฆ้›†ๅˆๅ†™็œŸ้ขจใซ้›†ใพใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใฎใ‚ขใƒˆใƒชใ‚จใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใ‚ฏใ‚ฟใƒผใŸใกใ€‚ใ‚ญใƒผใƒ•ใƒชใƒผใฏใƒžใƒƒใƒ‰ใ‚ตใ‚คใ‚จใƒณใƒ†ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒˆใ€ใ‚ชใƒซใƒผใ‚ฎใ‚ชใฏใƒžใƒŸใƒผใ€ใ‚คใƒผใ‚นใƒ’ใƒผใ‚นใฏ้ฌผใ€ใƒใ‚คใƒใƒผใƒˆใฏใƒ˜ใƒซใƒกใ‚นใ€ใ‚ฏใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚นใฏใƒดใ‚กใƒณใƒ‘ใ‚คใ‚ขใ€ใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚ฟใฏ็‹ผ็”ทใ€ใƒฆใ‚คใƒ‹ใ‚ฃใฏใƒ•ใƒฉใƒณใ‚ฑใƒณใ‚ทใƒฅใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒณใ€‚ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆไธŠ้ƒจใซใฏใ€ŒHappy Halloween!ใ€ใฎๆ–‡ๅญ—ใ€‚

ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใฎไปฎ่ฃ…ใ‚’ใ—ใฆ้›†ๅˆๅ†™็œŸ้ขจใซ้›†ใพใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใฎใ‚ขใƒˆใƒชใ‚จใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใ‚ฏใ‚ฟใƒผใŸใกใ€‚ใ‚ณใ‚ณใฏใŠ็จฒ่ทใ•ใพใ€ใ‚ขใ‚ฌใƒƒใƒˆใฏๆ‚ช้ญ”ๅจ˜ใ€ใƒ†ใƒ†ใ‚ฃใ‚ขใฏใƒฆใƒ‹ใ‚ณใƒผใƒณใ€ใƒชใƒใ‚งใฏใ‚ญใƒงใƒณใ‚ทใƒผใ€ใ‚ธใƒฅใ‚ธใƒผใฏๆตท่ณŠใ€‚ๅŒป็™‚ๅฃซใฎๆ ผๅฅฝใ‚’ใ—ใŸใ‚ขใƒฉใ‚คใƒฉใŒใ€้šฃใซใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ทใƒŽใƒผใ‚ทใ‚ขใฎ้ญ”ๅฅณใฎใ‚ณใ‚นใƒ—ใƒฌใซๆ…Œใฆใฆใ„ใ‚‹(้ญ”ๅฅณใ‚‰ใ—ใ„ใคใฐใฎใ‚ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใ‚’ใ‹ใถใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใŸใ‚)ใ€‚ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆไธŠ้ƒจใซใฏใ€ŒHappy Halloween!ใ€ใฎๆ–‡ๅญ—

ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใฎไปฎ่ฃ…ใ‚’ใ—ใฆ้›†ๅˆๅ†™็œŸ้ขจใซ้›†ใพใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใฎใ‚ขใƒˆใƒชใ‚จใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใ‚ฏใ‚ฟใƒผใŸใกใ€‚ใ‚ณใ‚ณใฏใŠ็จฒ่ทใ•ใพใ€ใ‚ขใ‚ฌใƒƒใƒˆใฏๆ‚ช้ญ”ๅจ˜ใ€ใƒ†ใƒ†ใ‚ฃใ‚ขใฏใƒฆใƒ‹ใ‚ณใƒผใƒณใ€ใƒชใƒใ‚งใฏใ‚ญใƒงใƒณใ‚ทใƒผใ€ใ‚ธใƒฅใ‚ธใƒผใฏๆตท่ณŠใ€‚ๅŒป็™‚ๅฃซใฎๆ ผๅฅฝใ‚’ใ—ใŸใ‚ขใƒฉใ‚คใƒฉใŒใ€้šฃใซใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ทใƒŽใƒผใ‚ทใ‚ขใฎ้ญ”ๅฅณใฎใ‚ณใ‚นใƒ—ใƒฌใซๆ…Œใฆใฆใ„ใ‚‹(้ญ”ๅฅณใ‚‰ใ—ใ„ใคใฐใฎใ‚ใ‚‹ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใ‚’ใ‹ใถใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใŸใ‚)ใ€‚ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆไธŠ้ƒจใซใฏใ€ŒHappy Halloween!ใ€ใฎๆ–‡ๅญ—

๐Ÿ‘ป ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆๅ†ๆŽฒ๐ŸŽƒ
#ฮ”ๅธฝๅญ
#ใจใ‚“ใŒใ‚Šๅธฝๅญใฎใ‚ขใƒˆใƒชใ‚จ
#witchhatatelier
#atelierofwitchhat
#happyhalloween

13.10.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1258    ๐Ÿ” 517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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good afternoon

12.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3030    ๐Ÿ” 836    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

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