「The Dan」

Haven’t had regular oreos in a long time, but I agree!

None of them can imagine caring for your fellow man because if they could, they wouldn't be conservatives.

Yay! Can’t wait to watch it!

this years been shit for everyone but remember you're still alive and kicking.

Keep living. Keep living and keep creating, making art, voice acting, and keep doing what you love doing. The world is going to need your creative input more than ever going forward

"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you

Oh hey look at that the piece of shit that everyone keeps saying is a piece of shit does a thing that only pieces of shit would do yet the ppl in charge who deeply wanna push that he isn’t a piece of shit keep insisting that somehow he isn’t a piece of shit even though he’s blatantly a piece of shit

Yeonmi Park on a podcast, speaking into a microphone.

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

The fact that both the WSJ and the Guardian have retracted their trans and leftist stories related to the shooter and now a day later a new one is being formed about a possible "trans roommate or lover" shows how desperate they are to pin this on someone who is LGBTQ+

oh we're supposed to go back to normal and pretend that major players in our government and media didn't spend multiple days telling us democrats deserve to be hunted like dogs in the street because their favorite podcaster got ganked? not me, thanks! some people don't forget!

But don’t call them Nazis.

Trying to argue there's a difference between "he said gays should be stoned to death" and "he said god said gays should be stoned to death and that's good" only works if your audience is as completely fucking stupid as you are

Everyone should be held to the same standards.

Something people on the right desperately need to come to terms with is that you can't cheer on violence against the left, actively call for violence against the left, and do everything you can to violently oppress the left while also crying foul if they ever push back.

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security did not save charlie kirk.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.

the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.

I must not discourse.
Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only shitposting will remain.

Knights of Guinevere is a psychological thriller that welcomes you to a planet-wide theme park in the clouds!… And the shadows below, where a broken Princess Android is two dreamers’ tickets to better lives, or the end of them. :3 💙

Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom Man says: I want to draw it Woman says: I want to see it MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T! Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

The idea of being held accountable for their actions drives even the average rich guy insane. Now imagine you're the president and every American institution has crumbled like dust before you. And now you gotta answer for yourself all of a sudden??

FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

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Man this country's politicians really love to cite MLK as this incredible nonviolent bringer of change despite 1. Critics at the time calling his marches violent and 2. The fact that the government fucking killed him anyway

Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together

who gives a fuck dude she brags about using the money she receives to get laws passed that abuse countless actual people who exist in the real world

it’s been great that the physical onion newspaper has returned because i love holding real news in my hands

Hello? Based Department?

I hope I live to see Stephen Miller handcuffed in a dock at The Hague

Can't wait to see a bunch of people say "b-but he only was talking about violent criminals who repeatedly break the law!" As if the law isn't something that can he molded and shaped using specific language and flat out lying.