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Trying to turn this rut into a deep groove.

Me every time I’m scrambling up a sheer cliff in BOTW: shit, someone should make a climbing game

and he sacrifices THE ROOOOOOOOOK! @gothamchess.bsky.social

Well, that didn't take long...

Thing that was presented as a real risk of omnipresent online ID verification rolled out by the UK government with the Online Safety Act gets the speedrun treatment by hacker eyeing a juicy prize.

lol lmao

This seems all very normal and cool.

#imgur #internetsafetyact #uk

cuck decuckment

Kudos to the F1rst Lady who is white knuckling the shovel until she hits pay dirt.

Rambo’s knife was the OG EDC.

Ah yes, ID cards, the Labour panacea.

oh mate :(

I don't have Disney+ but I googled it and clicked through just for the metrics.

The second hand 4080 build I bought in April for about $1500 is looking better value all the time.

He’s buttering up the staircase as we speak.

Also the temp thing does drive me mad. I am sitting here in a black tee absolutely dripping cos I did a 15 minute walk at lunchtime and can’t cool down.

^cant

I solved the mouse and keyboard issue by spending £100 on my own. I can stop people touching the keyboard when I go on lunch tho. Everyone loves it. Clack clack clack.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

MF saw Tom Scott retire and stepped up.

I love how the Japanese ambassador to the UK is fully integrated, hanging out with chaps called Andy and smashing full pints.

a man in a hat stands in front of a lake with the words well there goes that dream below him ALT: a man in a hat stands in front of a lake with the words well there goes that dream below him

Are people still getting Radiohead code confirmation emails? Haven't received anything yet.

I’ve never wigged out more than I have in an Austrian supermarket on cacodamol.

Listening to a lot of emergency pods today.

Ohio by CSNY feeling pretty relevant again.

Scorsese went to hard on the Lightroom slider.

I would like to be able to lose two stone very easily as feeling very out of shape.

I would also like to be able to eat 5-8 bags of crisps a day.

Wes Streeting wants the police to focus on “policing street and not tweets” only weeks after police heavy handedly policed peaceful octogenarian protesters in central London of holding homemade sign (analog tweets).

Unequivocal hypocrisy.

This sort of fatalism reminds of the meme I saw of the medieval torture rack with the caption “you know there’s a couple of seconds after this starts when this feels amazing”

Me as a child in the Tower of London looking at the exhibited medieval torture devices unable to comprehend the horror of their implementation.

Me as an adult in 21st century Britain looking at the same instruments of torture.

“Doesn’t seem like a bad way to go.”

As you’ll have experienced first hand, the UK is very fond of its treats and those treats taste all the sweeter if someone else doesn’t have any.