Maoist Baby

Also, my Gristedes story is, growing up in the West Village and it being our local supermarket, they had a scratch and dent cart by the checkout lines which had bulging cans in it

@davidjroth.bsky.social watched your conversation with Adam Conover, fantastic stuff. I know you don't like to be complimented about stuff like this but as a native New Yorker who lives in an equally broken "liberal" city (Seattle) it was inspirational.

Lotta fire trucks tonight

A map of the votes in the NYC mayoral primary showing outer-burough cops, mid-town Trump, and Bronx Yankees fans voting for Cuomo

A friend asked me to explain the NYC voting map. It's actually quite simple.

YouTube video by USCSB Outsourcing Responsibility: Explosion at Optima Belle

NEW USCSB VIDEO ALERT

youtu.be/_ZkOLxHTo1c

Sam Jones: US influencer who snatched baby wombat has left Australia - BBC News Anger erupted after Jones posted a video of her taking a baby wombat from its distraught mother.

It's Wombat time? www.bbc.com/news/article...

In America "finding out" is now illegal

Should I buy a drone?

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

cc @grakgrace.bsky.social

YouTube video by USCSB No Detection: Explosion at Watson Grinding

New Chemical Safety Board video dropped.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFVU...

A cybertruck parked on the street with dried raw egg dripping down its front.

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

I'm your huckleberry.

Construction hoarding at Prior and Raymur in Vancouver that says "Future home of T" (Tesla logo) but someone has changed it to read "The Future home of T( Incel Camino)"

In Vancouver, the Tesla Incel Camino
#Swasticars

Ribs and bbq sauce

I made 36hr sous vide ribs and bbq sauce. First time for either.

I really hate that I understand this

So Gaetz

Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.

Honestly surprised that many Eagles fans were able to get permission from their POs to get to New Orleans

Mine is when he won ROY and asked if he could curse and said "HOLY SHIT, JERRY SEINFELD IS HERE!"

The singular Pete Alonso moment for me came during one of his Home Run Derby wins, where he absolutely smoked one of the children in the outfield with a 700mph line drive and when the camera cut back to him he was absolutely vibing with his airpods in, completely in the Golden Retriever Zone.

“Qpilled Trumpist weed seller dies in shootout with cops after kidnapping his child over divorce court proceedings and his employee instantly ran a discount sale in his memories” is a cosmic snapshot of this moment, the Pale Blue Dot photo of Trump 2.0.

“Step down” seems like a poor choice of words here

Earth is an oblate spheroid, I am a formless, opaque cube

no

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG!

I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭

Those buildings aren't guarded by Marshalls