Patrick Sauer

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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TFW you get in a Mets season tix holder box pool and win 4 Opening Day free beer club jawns—

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

I have always found this construction incredibly corny but yes, we, as a human race, ”do not deserve” Benito. tasteless piggies hurtling toward a world of pure slop, how is the ~biggest pop star alive still a talented, idiosyncratic, humane, stylish person

I snorted.

My favorite part of the #Seahawks winning the #superbowl is that Chuck is texting his Jets fan buddy and saying, “This Darnold guy is pretty good. Is he any relation to the guy the Jets drafted?”

Round one

I find it charming because he’s from football hotbed of… UNC?

If he was from like Ohio St I’d hate it and assume it was fake.

I didn’t see it but @jaybusbee.bsky.social live Insta Olympic reel said Vonn’s crash is brutal. FYI

Sander Eitrem is the coolest 1982 Manchester new wave band name for a speed-skating Olympic champ ever.

/Looks out window

“Oh shit, he’s here. With giant tub of stinky horse jizz.”

/kills light

“Everybody hide, don’t say a fucking word.”

Gonna enjoy these few last hours because one thing you learn in middle age, you never know when it’ll come again. Go Birds.

Unless you root Boston, apparently. Arseholes.

Waking up, pouring coffee, and getting under a fuzzy to watch live Olympics ain’t the worse freezy-like Sunday morning.

Stilllllllllllllllll
Heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeee

New lid tho

This movie came out at the perfect subzero moment in time. Sexy fun in the sand dunes mixed with extreme jealousy of playing tennis. Outside. In the sun.

Islands is cool. Seek it out.

I’m up in 5-degree weather about to go to Bronx Science HS to spend all day judging my daughter’s (and far too many loud precocious teenagers) debate tournament on the topic of governmental overbite of sports gambling. In case you were wondering who the greatest father who ever lived is…

I was going to quote that and then I was like nope it’s been said. Three feeds later…

The digging on Native land is a horrible twist I didn’t see coming. I’m impressed Horner has dug himself a new low. Oh the irony.

That’s more than fair. I haven’t lived in the homestate in a long time. I’m going off like 1988. He was cool then though.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

I’m sure few of you are following the “Universally admired and beloved Montana dinosaur expert guy, caught talking young girls in the Epstein files” story, which possibly couldn’t get more awful.

Fences can’t hold raptors.

Behold, violating sovereign native land so RFK Jr. can get his rocks off.

Wu-Tang coming out in individual boxes alongside
The Muppets in the opening montage be tight as hell.

Probably a singular mistake. I await a sincere apology.

I refuse to believe the President of the United States did something untoward.

This movie came out at the perfect subzero moment in time. Sexy fun in the sand dunes mixed with extreme jealousy of playing tennis. Outside. In the sun.

Islands is cool. Seek it out.

By every one of them writing their goddamn asses off, the @defector.com team honored Dan in the most humanly way possible. Big laughs and blog tears are the perfect tribute.

R.I.P. 10…9…8…76ers

Can’t be investigated enough, we need clear Olympic wieners in ‘26.

Battle of the Bulge: We Expose a Crotch Conspiracy Rocking the Olympics Podcast Episode · Pablo Torre Finds Out · 01/20/2026 · 44m

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got on that dong a few weeks ago

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Yeah I like this better.

Dude really nailed the murdering bigot tho. I guess he went method for life.

That movie is god awful.

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