Mina Bo Bina Banana Fana Fo Fina

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

We have to fight for the country we love. We can do this.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

You aren’t alone. We, the voices in your phone, are laughing too!!!

Mamdani is going to do great things.

Hi Dee!

Jumping spider’s fangs aren’t strong enough to hurt you. (or even break your skin) ALSO they are SO SMART, you can actually build a relationship with them. They are the cats of the spider world.

Best,
A girl who’s allergic to spider bites.

So we stop paying the fed gov’t. Problem solved. Kanks doesn’t have as much sway as he thinks. Its delicious.

He’s cooky, but he has integrity.

Fuck Cuomo.

If only.

What an inspirational line:

“Read like you can’t” hahahah

He just learned the word “groceries”

The “Home Goods” White House:

@governor.ca.gov

Trump can read?

Pack and move into a jail cell.

That motherfucker illegally parked in a bike lane. Nothing says, “mayor” like an asshole who doesn’t care about the constituents.

They ain’t educated. Haha

If his plan isn’t to , ’roll over and die,’ I don’t wanna hear it.

That Texas gerrymander isn’t looking so smart anymore, now is it?

Oops.

Thats so great!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t fight the cat distribution system. It will win every time.

Sliwa, as cooky as he is, has integrity.

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.

It didn't matter.

Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.

Maybe Mamdani finally has a shot at the Schumer endorsement

This is what happens when you dont offer good education. Waste of time.

the same photo but mamdani is wearing a sick blue embroidered cowboy hat and cuomo is wearing a lame dehydrated piss yellow bowler cap

here is a mockup

Breaking: Ghazala Hashmi wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue.

(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

This is just powerful.

B-b-b-bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!