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I read "Cup of babies" to the opening tune of the "Muppet Babies" show, and now I can't stop singing

🎵 Cup of Babies
We have questions for you🎵

it's your life to live but if I had a piece of advice to give you it's don't let anyone but a medical professional inject modified botulism toxin into your body even if the spa seems really swanky.

Just. O.M.G. I...

In my job, I'm not even supposed to get within a foot of visible blood. We have to summon an upper manager to get the special bio-haz spray and manual.

Now I'm wondering how many of the workers also caught something via cross-contamination.

*Everyone working in food services is supposed to learn the massive difference.

Clean: not visibly filthy, less bacteria, free of toxins.

Sterile: Clean, but also with near zero bacteria, viruses, or any other potentially infectious microbes (fungi/prions)

I remember when I first read about the 'vampire facial'.

My first thought was "That seems risky. How well are they sterilizing the tools?"

Recently heard about a medi-spa™️ that gave several recipients HIV because they weren't actually sterilizing*, just cleaning*.

starship command lockout two factor auth

come on guys, you’ve got a ton of attractive people stuck inside when they’re not competing, what else are they gonna do

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

I am fully in support of this conspiracy theory and I think we need to be asking some real questions about Usha Vance's pregnancy timing. I like to imagine that it's JD's way of letting Erika know it's over and he's not gonna leave Usha to marry her prior to running in 2028 like Erika assumed

"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.” 9:12 AM Feb 12, 2026 604.8K Views

In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

A bunny sits at an old windows computer, playing computer games late at night. Other games as well as cds are strewn about the room, and also empty plastic bottles. The bunny has a beanbag chair, and also a pet turtle

Daily bunny no.3228 is too close to the screen

My mother died from Lymphomatoid Granulomatosis, and its resulting complications.

It's one of many hard-to-treat conditions that are believed to result from Epstein-Barr infections, acquired years earlier.

No one should have to deal with something like that, especially if it's easily preventable.

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees.

This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

Fanfic Author reading the Official-Cannon-Wiki schematic: "...huh. There's only one sleeping pod."

😱😱"THERE'S ONLY ONE POD!"""😱😱

(I swear, half the fun of fanfic are the authors having trope meltdowns in the author notes.)

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

God I love it when this happens.

Me: how cursed could a compound meme get

My Brain: "So I put on my robe and wizard hat....inflates you 'til you're big and round... contemplating my orb."

Me: 😬WTF

My Brain: BlueSky discover.

Me:Fair...but still.

David, to Goliath:

The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow.

@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

My husband just texted me there's a downhill skier called Breezy Johnson in the same year that the ski jumpers are in trouble for letting out the crotches of their suits and this cannot be true?!

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

an orange cat is being a really silly guy. he’s half upside down with his head hanging off the radiator cord with one ear bent and some teef showing

I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.

bsky.app/profile/pron...

just reset mine on here! I LOVE having the pronoun labeler, it's so useful to make sure I'm always referencing people respectfully and correctly. please please go do this!

"Napoleon achieved his success by ignoring logistics" is a bold take when you consider that such successes include losing his entire army in Egypt due to logistics, losing his entire army in Russia due to logistics, turning the Peninsular War into a nightmare by replacing logistics with theft...

(If you don't ever have them during the day, it might be worth checking the CO2 levels of your bedroom. 1100ppm+ triggers mine, and is also unhealthy, setting the HVAC to circulate at night fixed mine.)

Been there. Sending calm vibes and hopes for rest.

A bunny is stranded on a small ice flow, but is near another bunny on land. A penguin swims in between them nonchalantly, and the bunny contemplates jumping on the penguin as a platform.

Daily bunny no.3226 is timing his jump