Jeff P. Bezos

Let's make the Hadron Collider go faster. Not sure how much that would cost but I'm in for a billi.

Anyone wanna start a fight club? I am so down.

I would love to be played by Nicholas Hoult.

don't know why Los Angeles is protesting ice they don't even get snow there

I bought a really expensive painting today, I hope it was worth it cause I don't really know that much about paintings tbh

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

Finally put all my bills on auto pay.

Every day can be a good day if you make it a good day.

I have heavily invested in ensuring I maximize the frequency of my good days and minimizing occurrences of any possible bad days.

I was trying to send $10,000.00 to Trump for golfing the other day but I forgot the decimal point. Does anyone know how to reverse a Venmo transaction or should I just ask Trump for my $990,000 back?

let me be the first and last to say, money is awesome